musser Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what its all about?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 26, 2017 Author Share Posted February 26, 2017 My goals in life seem to have very good goalies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post lacanteen Posted February 28, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 28, 2017 When I dip something in sauce no matter how long I hold it over the bowl it never drips until it’s over my shirt. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 2, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 2, 2017 Why don't lotteries sell scratch-off tickets for $ .99 and give us back a penny to scratch the ticket? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 4, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2017 Sometimes all it takes to make me happy is a vending machine that accepts wrinkled bills. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 4, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 4, 2017 Egg salad is just another form of chicken salad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 5, 2017 Author Share Posted March 5, 2017 Sundays should have a 'pause' button. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 8, 2017 Author Share Posted March 8, 2017 Music was so much better when ugly people were allowed to make it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 9, 2017 Author Share Posted March 9, 2017 Would a human foot be lucky for a rabbit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 10, 2017 Author Share Posted March 10, 2017 Pepsi and Coke can't be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 The most awkward time to suddenly go deaf would be during a moment of silence. After 10 minutes, you’d be like “Damn…this is taking forever.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Mage Posted March 12, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted March 12, 2017 I want to create a Twitter and Facebook accounts named The CIA, just so people receive the message: "The CIA is following you." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 13, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2017 You don’t know how secure your house is until you forget your keys. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 15, 2017 Author Share Posted March 15, 2017 Pete must have been a hell of a guy if everything we do is for his sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Every time I pick up a kiwi fruit, I have the urge to turn my head and cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 16, 2017 Author Share Posted March 16, 2017 When self driving cars become a real thing putting your drunk/passed out friend in his car and sending him on a long road trip is going to be hilarious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 17, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 17, 2017 When you are down in the dumps and think you have real problems, just remember: somewhere out there is a Mr. Pelosi and a Mr. Warren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 18, 2017 Author Share Posted March 18, 2017 About 40% percent of people who read this won’t find it weird that I wrote “percent” twice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 19, 2017 Author Share Posted March 19, 2017 No one ever dresses up as Santa Claus for Halloween . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 20, 2017 Author Share Posted March 20, 2017 The GPS voice should get excited the closer you get to your destination on a road trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 They should combine old people homes with child day care centers and animal shelter/petting zoo’s. This way the old people have company, can watch the children and they can play with the animals. And they can all crap anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 22, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 22, 2017 Neither cough, rough, though and through rhyme, but pony and bologna do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 People don’t want to take 2 minutes in the morning to heat up a bagel and butter it but will spend 8 minutes in line to pay someone else to do it for them then complain when it’s wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 25, 2017 Author Share Posted March 25, 2017 Why do washing machines have glass doors but dishwashers don’t ?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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