lacanteen Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 I wonder, if farts did not stink would we say something similar like 'bless you'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 If I were invisible, I would beat the crap out of a mime. The round of applause he’d get would be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 Pancakes are weird. We mix together unborn chickens, cow baby food, and grass, squish it into flat circles, then pour tree blood all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 If you sit on your own voodoo doll you wouldn’t be able to stand up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 30, 2017 Author Share Posted March 30, 2017 They should pass a law that makes it so if you ask a telemarketer which company gave them your info they have to tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 30, 2017 Author Share Posted March 30, 2017 If you stay home because someone at work got you sick, you should be able to use THEIR sick days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 31, 2017 Author Share Posted March 31, 2017 You can’t please everyone. You can only please yourself. But not in public, that’ll get you arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 1, 2017 Author Share Posted April 1, 2017 Does Friday the 31st worry dyslexic people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 2, 2017 Author Share Posted April 2, 2017 Alphabet soup must be more filling in China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 There should be a “I gotta pee” button on Google maps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 If life gives you alligators, do you make ‘Gatorade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 5, 2017 Author Share Posted April 5, 2017 Well, you know what they say about cliff hangers........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 The more scientific knowledge you have is proportional on how annoying it is when movies gets their facts wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodney69 Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 On 1/14/2017 at 1:45 PM, lacanteen said: Now that there aren’t smoking and non smoking sections in restaurants they should change it to children and non children sections. Problem is, if you're with a woman, her maternal instinct will probably push her to sir in the kids area so she can be closer to the children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 8, 2017 Author Share Posted April 8, 2017 If it weren’t for Google’s Autocomplete function, I probably wouldn’t have ever heard of the French town of Pornichet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 What if after you die, you wake up with a bong in your hand and your alien friend asks “How was it?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 If my pockets were made of microfiber cloths, my phone’s screen would never be dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 10, 2017 Author Share Posted April 10, 2017 If a woman tells you she has a nipple ring, the correct male response is "I don't believe you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 If everyone you meet annoys you, there’s a good chance that you annoy everyone you meet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 8 hours ago, lacanteen said: If everyone you meet annoys you, there’s a good chance that you annoy everyone you meet. That's my goal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 Saturday Night Live needs to do a skit about Air Force One being overbooked and Sean Spicer getting dragged off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 13, 2017 Author Share Posted April 13, 2017 Every Halloween people freak out about possibly tainted candy, but every Easter they don’t question eating chocolate out of a plastic egg that they find on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 14, 2017 Author Share Posted April 14, 2017 Someone should make a song with the lyrics “hey Siri” just to mess with peoples iPhones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 15, 2017 Author Share Posted April 15, 2017 People’s blood types should be displayed in their Driver License Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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