kandyking

A sad day in the Kingdom indeed

Public Servant Moondog, His imperial majesty would like to know at what point do we pull the plug on this league that has been on life support for years? The King can only do so much to make this league successful but without commoners, He has only you to beat over and over again and He thinks that may get redundant at some point. The King must leave the league if we don't achieve the typical minimum amount of players by month's end. Sincerely, HRH

Commoners, Please remember that you are bound to the land by feudal law. Your Royal Highness expects you in the OFFICIAL fantasy league (not the one you are currently in) before the sun sets on this week. I much prefer to be the King that gives you crusts of bread left over from my table as opposed to the King that starts claiming commoner heads. Do not force the velvet glove into becoming an iron fist. Join the proper league. HRH

The King (above a commissioner) would like to advise His royal commissioner that there is an alternate league site that was set up and everyone is already a part of it. I had to drop out when you sent me the invite to the "official" league page. You would be remiss in your royal duty to the crown if you did not tell them to drop the league they are in as the commoners may believe they have already taken the needed steps and have joined the league. Perhaps post a link in this chat to the "official" league page to avoid confusion. Thankfully for you common folk, you have a Royal among you to do the thinking. Humbly Yours, HRH

The King concurs.

I'm here and trying but to no avail. Battering rams are at the ready. Do not make me storm this castle by force. Lower the draw bridge and let the rightful King reclaim his throne.

Happy to take any spot in the draft. If you put me against these court jesters, they will need all of the advantages you can muster. HRH

Just tried to sign up and seemingly it is easier to get into Skull and Bones than this league. My Royal schedule didn't allow for clicking refresh over and over in hopes to catch the 7 min window to sign up. Come on Mainor, leave it opened for a bit longer and I will check back by 4:00

As commoners dwell in the achievements of yesterday, we Royals opt to look on to the challenges of tomorrow. Lower the draw bridge and bend the knee to the enemy at the gates. I promise justice shall be swift.

The King has returned for his royal throne. Allow me access or forever mar this year with an asterisk for the winner for he shall be paper champion. I can draft tomorrow if given access. I don't need to prepare for a battle with commoners. HRH

Has a draft taken place yet? I have come to replace the usurper and claim back my throne. That being said, I have never been less prepared for a fantasy season.

How is the commoners bowl shaking out this year without HRH to lead the pack. Which of you simpletons have emerged as the pack leader? I would like the royal rankings so I can prepare for my triumphant return next year and know which peasant needs to be taught his/her place. HRH

Next year you should move to a FAAB or free agent budget where people bid for the players available on the waivers with a budget (typically $100) to last the whole year. It takes the luck and chance out of the free agency and allows a manager to implement skill in even this facet of the game. Its hard to play great and draft great only to use your waiver priority a week too early and watch some lucky jerk grab a guy you want. This levels the playing field and removes the element of chance. Just an idea, albeit an idea from the smartest among you. HRH

The King rues and laments allowing you peasants to compete without having the blue bloods represented in this competition. Enjoy it commoners for this is your last year with the King in absentia from his throne. Until next season, HRH

In defense of the league, it was a one time indiscretion and I was being an unbearable golpher both prior and post event but, alas, that is what the King does so well. HRH