lacanteen Posted April 18, 2017 Author Share Posted April 18, 2017 I am so happy I live in a world with Facebook. Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted April 19, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2017 Men always look at a woman’s heart first, it’s not our fault her boobs are in the way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 20, 2017 Author Share Posted April 20, 2017 Apparently if you laid every copy of the Harry Potter books currently in print side by side on the ground they would cover an area larger than Brazil… Which ironically is what they actually used to do back when they were trees. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 22, 2017 Author Share Posted April 22, 2017 If pigs could fly, imagine how good their wings would taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 23, 2017 Author Share Posted April 23, 2017 Why do you have to make an appointment to see a psychic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 I definitely used way more glue in the first five years of my life than I have in all the time since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 25, 2017 Author Share Posted April 25, 2017 Whoever put the “b” in “Subtle” is a genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 26, 2017 Author Share Posted April 26, 2017 There will never be anyone as loyal, as attentive, or as concerned with my every action as my dog when I’m making a sandwich. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 “don’t drive high” digital highway signs would be way more effective if they read “everyone on the road knows your high. stay the speed limit, exit safely. park and wait it out” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 28, 2017 Author Share Posted April 28, 2017 Donuts only exist so people have a way to rationalize eating cake for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 30, 2017 Author Share Posted April 30, 2017 Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them that you’re sorry their ice sculpture melted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 1, 2017 Author Share Posted May 1, 2017 I’m looking for a wine that pairs with making it to Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 1, 2017 Author Share Posted May 1, 2017 I love the idea of living a healthy life. But only the idea of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ClarkMI Posted May 2, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 2, 2017 On 4/28/2017 at 8:23 AM, lacanteen said: Donuts only exist so people have a way to rationalize eating cake for breakfast. I see nothing wrong with this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 The worst part about having an injury after age 30 is that 97% of the time you have no good story as to how it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 Men who are against being gay because “it’s not natural” shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy breast implants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 6, 2017 Author Share Posted May 6, 2017 If a priest can bless water, then hypothetically we could have holy guacamole too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 7, 2017 Author Share Posted May 7, 2017 Being drunk unlocks our hidden ability to feel the Earth revolving. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post lacanteen Posted May 9, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2017 To play a game, I press “start”. To start a movie, I press “play”. Shouldn’t it be the other way around? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 10, 2017 Author Share Posted May 10, 2017 It’s a dilemma when your sarcasm is so advanced, people think you are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 11, 2017 Author Share Posted May 11, 2017 Can crannies exist independently, or are they always associated with nooks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 12, 2017 Author Share Posted May 12, 2017 Eat clean, run further, go to bed earlier. My childhood punishments have become my adulthood goals. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 Labor Day should come before Mother’s Day. That would make more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 14, 2017 Author Share Posted May 14, 2017 If ancient people were brought into the future one of the things they would wonder is why so many people have blue pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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