lacanteen Posted June 11, 2017 Author Share Posted June 11, 2017 Exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 12, 2017 Author Share Posted June 12, 2017 Why does my crock pot have an IP address but I can still sit alone at a red light at 3:00 AM for 2 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun she's probably angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 14, 2017 Author Share Posted June 14, 2017 They should have a “this one sucks” return pile for shopping carts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 The bigger your shoes the bigger your manhood, the bigger your car the smaller your manhood. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 15, 2017 Author Share Posted June 15, 2017 2017 is to 1990 as 1990 is to 1963 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 On 6/14/2017 at 1:12 PM, lacanteen said: They should have a “this one sucks” return pile for shopping carts. Shopping carts go to Walmart to die. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 16, 2017 Author Share Posted June 16, 2017 A home made father's day gift from yours kids is great until you realize that kids in other countries make Air Jordans and I-Phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 17, 2017 Author Share Posted June 17, 2017 Public bathrooms have hands free flushing, soap, water, and paper towels… so why don’t most of them have hands free doors? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 18, 2017 Author Share Posted June 18, 2017 That sound of something falling inside the cupboard you just closed? That's the sound of someone else's problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 20, 2017 Author Share Posted June 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 21, 2017 Author Share Posted June 21, 2017 There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste a good as you expected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 22, 2017 Author Share Posted June 22, 2017 We need a “What’s happening to my body” book to help with every decade after turning 30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 23, 2017 Author Share Posted June 23, 2017 They should paint a line on the road where you’ll safely make it through a yellow light if you’re traveling the speed limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 24, 2017 Author Share Posted June 24, 2017 Attempted murder should carry the same jail sentence as murder, you still tried to kill the person but you just weren’t very good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted June 25, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 25, 2017 There should be confetti in tires so if there is a blow out it’s still a little entertaining. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrybrooksvendall Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 There should be confetti in tires so if there is a blow out it’s still a little entertaining.Lol that's good!!!Sent from my Z987 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 27, 2017 Author Share Posted June 27, 2017 I think K-Mart has probably set a world record for the longest going out of business sale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 28, 2017 Author Share Posted June 28, 2017 Onion rings always taste best when one mistakenly ends up in your order of fries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 29, 2017 Author Share Posted June 29, 2017 Folding clothes is just choosing where the wrinkles go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 30, 2017 Author Share Posted June 30, 2017 Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you riding a roller coaster at 70 MPH but a bank camera can't get a clear picture of a robber standing still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 The brain is the worst radio station. It plays songs on repeat all the time and half the lyrics are wrong… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 2, 2017 Author Share Posted July 2, 2017 One of the most satisfying things in the world is waking up early on a weekend due to your internal clock, and then successfully being able to fall back asleep for a couple more hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted July 4, 2017 Author Share Posted July 4, 2017 A really underrated accomplishment is that toilets don't require power to flush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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