lacanteen Posted April 8, 2021 Author Share Posted April 8, 2021 "You've got some food stuck in there" would sound alright coming from a dentist but not from a gynecologist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 10, 2021 Author Share Posted April 10, 2021 There's no such thing as having no dishwasher. You either have or are one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 16, 2021 Author Share Posted April 16, 2021 Visiting a water park is probably about the closest you can get to feeling like a flushed turd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 23, 2021 Author Share Posted April 23, 2021 We can wait in line for 10 minutes for fast food and it's no big deal, but 10 minutes of stopped traffic is the end of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 25, 2021 Author Share Posted May 25, 2021 When one person mispronounces something, it’s a mistake. But when an entire group does it, it becomes a regional accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 29, 2021 Author Share Posted June 29, 2021 if the past 2 years have taught us anything it's that there's no shortage of idiots in the world and a lot of them are in charge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 18, 2021 Author Share Posted July 18, 2021 Some of us have been through so much crap that good things in life feel like a set up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 10, 2021 Author Share Posted October 10, 2021 I hate this new iPhone. Seems like every time I look at it it unlocks! WTH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 4, 2022 Author Share Posted January 4, 2022 From an extraterrestrial viewpoint, all the space junk and satellite debris in earth’s orbit makes the planet look like a redneck front lawn with a pile of dead cars on the grass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 29, 2022 Author Share Posted September 29, 2022 Only at a vending machine is it bad news that every bill in your wallet is a 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted September 29, 2022 Share Posted September 29, 2022 29 minutes ago, lacanteen said: Only at a vending machine is it bad news that every bill in your wallet is a 20. Sounds like a marketing campaign for bill recyclers or 5 tube changers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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