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Beverly is 90 years old. She's played golf every day since her

retirement 25 years ago. One day she arrives home looking sad.

"That's it,"she tells her husband. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight

has become so bad that once I hit the ball I can't see where it went."

Her husband makes her a cup of tea, and says, "Why don't

you take me with you and give it one more try."

"That's no good" sighs Beverly, "you're a hundred and three. You can't


"I may be a hundred and three", says Gus,"but my eyesight is perfect."

So the next day Beverly heads off to the golf course

with her husband, Gus. She tees up, takes a mighty

swing and squints down the fairway.

She turns to the husband and says, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" replied Gus. "I have perfect eyesight".

"Where did it go?" says Beverly.

"I don't remember."

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