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Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).

Not to be outdone by these little SNK (snotty nosed kids), now, finally us long-suffering older people have our own texting codes!

Texting for Seniors as follows:

ATD -
At the Doctor's

BFF -
Best Friend's Funeral

BTW -
Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT -
Bring your own teeth

CBM -
Covered by Medicare

CUATSC -
See You at the Senior Center

DWI -
Driving While Incontinent

FWBB -
Friend with Beta Blockers

FWIW -
Forgot Where I Was

FYI -
Found Your Insulin

GGPBL -
Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA -
Got Heartburn Again

IMHO -
Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO -
Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL -
Living on Lipitor

OMMR -
On My Massage Recliner

ROFL..CGU -
Rolling on the Floor Laughing...

Can’t get Up!

TOT -
Texting on Toilet

TTYL -
Talk to You Louder

WTP -
Where are the Prunes

WWNO
- Walker Wheels Need Oil

Hope these help!

GGLKI
- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
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