CajunCandy Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border."May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent."I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.."Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent."But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other.""This I gotta see," replied the agent.With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back toChicago ."Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago ?"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission vending Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 That is a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amc-vending Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 cool one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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