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Two men were out golfing. As one was ready to take his shot, a funeral procession drove by the golf course. The man stopped what he was doing, put down his club, and took off his hat and placed it over his heart. His partner was moved by this and said, "That's the nicest thing I've even seen you do!" The man looked back at him and said, "Well, that's the least I could do after 20 years of marriage..."


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A gentleman waited years to get tickets to a kentucky basketball game at rupp area.

He finally gets a ticket to a game and is just thrilled. He finds his seat and notices that there is an empty seat next to his and on the other side of the seat sits a women. The game is about to start and he leans over to the women and says "I cant believe whoever has this seat is not here"

The women explains that the seat belonged to her husband and he recently past away

Then the gentleman asks if she had any relatives that would have used the ticket.

"Probably,  but they are at the funeral"

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