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Why Married Women should not have a girls night out


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I just tell mine to go!


The other night I was invited out for a night with
>"the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by
>midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and
>the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3
>a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got
>in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up
>and cuckooed 3 times.
>Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
>I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of
>myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution
>(even when totally smashed), in order to escape a
>possible conflict with him.
>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got
>in, and I told him "Midnight." He didn't seem pissed
>off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he
>said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him
>why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
>three times, then said, "Oh golpher.", cuckooed 4 more
>times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times,
>giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over
>the coffee table and farted."



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