CajunCandy Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Larry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hellhave you been?'Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.''A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.'What the hell were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in d isgust.'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?' Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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