Brave man jokes

[CajunCandy]

1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant? 
Marry her!
2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? 
A battery has a positive side.
3 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? 
Put a nipple on it.
4 - Why do women fake orgasms ? 
Because they think men care.
5 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? 
Made her chain too long
6 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? 
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
7 - Why do women have smaller feet than men? 
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
8 - Why do men pass gas more than women? 
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
9 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? 
The dog, of course; He'll shut up once you let him in.
10 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

 

 

   

 

 

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