Skydiving Student.........

[CajunCandy]

So this skydiving student goes on his first solo jump. When the plane gets up to altitude and over the target, he jumps.

Falling to the proper altitude, he pulls the release on the main chute. Nothing.


Fighting back panic, he remembers what they taught in class and pulls the release on the backup chute. Nothing happens again.

Things are starting to look pretty grim as he watches the ground rapidly approach.


Then, he notices a man, rising toward him from the ground.
Odd, he thinks to himself. But what the hell ..... When this person gets within earshot, the skydiver yells, "Hey buddy! Do you know how to work a parachute?"


"No", the other person replies. "Do you know how to light a Coleman stove?"