lurtsman Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 I figured this forum should have a place for jokes about when you feel obsessed with vending. I'll start with one. You know you think about vending too much when: You're playing world of warcraft and can't help but notice an in game store where you want to place a vending machine. You check the forums before going locating, after locating, while at work, then after you get home from work. >-> You think other people actually want to be part of a conversation about locating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer980 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 You count quarters instead of sheep while trying to go to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePlate Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 You bring a vending machine to the next pot luck dinner. Your kids bank is a vending machine. While shopping with your wife you say "Honey, I'm going to check out the competition" You get gitty when you get 3 quarters back in your change at the store. You've taken the spare tire out of the trunk so you can have room for a machine "just in case" You can name the manufacter, model, and capacity of a vending machne at 1000 yards. You randomly squish things to see if it fits in a 2" capsule You suggest next thanksgiving to dispense cranberry sauce out a 2" vending machine When you talk about people you know on Vendiscuss like they are your neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebob051977 Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Your wife asks if you have to look at every vending machine you see You talk about the rack you saw earlier and your wife doesn't even blink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 When you create a website dedicated to helping vendors you've never met! :shock: Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.caserri Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 when your wife starts refering to vendiscuss as 'your mistress'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePlate Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 You have a Dixie Narco in the garage to charge the boys when they come over You put a coin mech on the snow blower and tell the neighbor her can borrow it anytime Your home page is Vendiscuss If Steve takes down Vendiscuss for updates and you get the shakes The washer and dryer have been modified to be 'COIN-OP' Your car keys and vending keys are on the same ring Your palms get sweaty when A&A send you a promotional email You start pricing out Medi-KWIKS for the family bathroom *** I love this thread, I could keep going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beer980 Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I seem to find a lot of these are not just one liners but true stories. I don't know what to say other then "Hello, my name is Ken and I have a vending problem." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepavend Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Instead of counting sheep you are counting possible rack upgrades and how much more money they will bring. Sacrifice your parking space in your garage for vending machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.caserri Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 when your wife starts referring to herself as a vendiscuss widow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cash4life Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 when you place a coin mech on your bathroom. when you put a gum ball machine on your front porch at halloween. Your gifts at christmas are coin rolling machines and tubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDERSONVENDING Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Your wife tries to wake you up for work and you tell her hold on let me finish my gumball order and give them a P.O. You give all your grandkids small gumball machines for Christmas. John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePlate Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 OK, OK ...... I got a few more. Did I mention I like this thread? Everybody starts looking like HOMIES You can name all 8 flavors of gumballs in the box You break down your grocery budget in "cost per vend" You refuse to accept anything but crisp dollar bills as change, you know them validators are picky After your shower you spread a fine line of vasoline around your ankle to prevent ants Your camlock key doesn't have a key# etched in it. Your name is etched instead. You can look at a huge pile of quarters and guess the amount within 50 cents.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dapreachaman Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 For me i knew i was in trouble when all my preaching illustrations were around vending. When the ushers were collecting the offering I was praying for more quarters. When i tried to place a vending machine int he foyer of the church to vend coffee and doughnuts. the day i figured a vending machine for offering would collect more money. You are stoked beyond belief when the bank put in a coin counter for you. in the middle of your prayers you are thanking God for the new machine you just bought. what's a preacher whose addicted to vending to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-Vending Posted March 22, 2009 Share Posted March 22, 2009 The day I put my first snack machine in my laundry mat and came back 2 days later and it need filling I was hooked. Wife and I are hooked.Makes a good team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antoniocinisi Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 when your wife is dialated 6 centimeters and your still on vendiscuss!! she`s comeing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dperry Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Your DVD collection has a rating system based on how many vending machine sightings are in the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T BIRD Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 This is a great thread. For me I know I am too involved with vending when everyone calls me Johnny Gumballs now in the neighborhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timberframe50 Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 I know I have become obsessed because every time my wife spends some money I think of how many machines I could have bought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluePlate Posted March 26, 2009 Share Posted March 26, 2009 I know I have become obsessed because every time my wife spends some money I think of how many machines I could have bought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepavend Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Could be worse, Johnny, they could call you Johnny Walnuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepavend Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 If you refer to your fiancee as your "Gumball Girl"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sterling Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Your wife grabs a stand out of the garage brings it into the house and sits on it, and says. "Now will to pay attention to me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antoniocinisi Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 when the site is down all morning and all you do is watch the time drag till it is back up and don`t know what to untill then:shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 I'm glad you noticed Antonio! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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