The Mage Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 1 hour ago, orsd said: Rapeseed oil? (Rapeseed is canola btw) They started calling rapeseed oil canola because they feared that people would not like the name and just assume it was bad for you. When in reality... well yeah it's bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 1, 2018 Author Share Posted July 1, 2018 Why do we get ‘on’ a bus or train, but we get 'in’ a car or taxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted July 1, 2018 Share Posted July 1, 2018 44 minutes ago, lacanteen said: Why do we get ‘on’ a bus or train, but we get 'in’ a car or taxi This is why. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 The fact that most socks work on both feet is really underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 9 out of 10 people will believe you about something if you include a statistic with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 3, 2018 Author Share Posted July 3, 2018 The company making the “made in China” stickers must be making a fortune. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 The only difference between bravery and stupidity is the outcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 5, 2018 Author Share Posted July 5, 2018 Moon pies are basically just cold s’mores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted July 5, 2018 Share Posted July 5, 2018 10 hours ago, lacanteen said: Moon pies are basically just cold s’mores. I've thought about this before, and wondered what would happen if I put a moon pie in the microwave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 6, 2018 Author Share Posted July 6, 2018 People don’t get crankier as they age - they just become less tolerant of other people’s crap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 8, 2018 Author Share Posted July 8, 2018 It’s easy to do permanent damage when you’re temporarily upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 9, 2018 Author Share Posted July 9, 2018 We have proper nouns for each month of the year, each day of the week, but not for each week of the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 10, 2018 Author Share Posted July 10, 2018 You don’t appreciate forgetting bad moments until you remember them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 11, 2018 Author Share Posted July 11, 2018 Getting married is the easiest way to find out that you actually do everything wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 Women hate cargo shorts because it reveals the tactical inefficiency of purses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 12, 2018 Author Share Posted July 12, 2018 Everyone is shy to by condoms because of the unspoken understanding of what they’re about to be used for, but no one blinks at buying 96 rolls of toilet paper… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 13, 2018 Author Share Posted July 13, 2018 Cats aren’t begging to go in or out, they just want the door open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehehe Posted July 13, 2018 Share Posted July 13, 2018 (edited) 52 minutes ago, lacanteen said: Cats aren’t begging to go in or out, they just want the door open. I disagree... they are begging to go outside so they can eat grass to barf up in the house. I don't know why... probably as revenge against their human servants. Edited July 13, 2018 by Mehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 14, 2018 Author Share Posted July 14, 2018 Grammar Nazis have a special place in he'll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 15, 2018 Author Share Posted July 15, 2018 It would be a bad idea for a tire store to have a blowout sale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 16, 2018 Author Share Posted July 16, 2018 Wouldn’t it be easier for everyone if we all agreed that wrinkled clothes are OK? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 17, 2018 Author Share Posted July 17, 2018 Finding out there aren’t any “real adults” when you get older is the grown up version of finding out Santa doesn’t exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 18, 2018 Author Share Posted July 18, 2018 More people would line up 20 minutes for a free cheeseburger than line up 20 minutes for $2.00. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 19, 2018 Author Share Posted July 19, 2018 Can you imagine how stressful life would be if you knew the month and the day that you died, but not the year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 Chances are that if you live in the U.S, our driveways somehow connect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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