lacanteen Posted January 11, 2019 Author Share Posted January 11, 2019 A Noise Canceling Toilet would be an awesome invention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 14, 2019 Author Share Posted January 14, 2019 Our little toe actually has a function. It exists a device to locate furniture in dark rooms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 15, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 15, 2019 I'm not bragging or anything but I just completed that new 14 day diet in 27 minutes! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 16, 2019 Author Share Posted January 16, 2019 If they made an alarm clock that sounded like a dog vomiting, no one would ever oversleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Boobs are proof men can concentrate on two things at once. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 19, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 19, 2019 Technically, if you don't cut the cake and eat the whole thing, it's still just one piece of cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 20, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 20, 2019 It’s said that 50% of marriages end in divorce, but no one mentions that the other 50% end in death. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 22, 2019 Author Share Posted January 22, 2019 Certainly not everybody was Kung Fu fighting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 23, 2019 Author Share Posted January 23, 2019 There needs to be an alarm app where every time you snooze it, it donates a certain amount of money to a charity of your choice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 24, 2019 Author Share Posted January 24, 2019 Slugs could just be snails that have gone through a divorce. ‘Yep she got the house’. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 25, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 25, 2019 No sandwich will ever taste better than a grilled cheese cut diagonally made by your mother. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 26, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 26, 2019 No one has ever complained about a parachute not opening. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 Somewhere in an alternate universe a bunch of chickens are stuck at a lame wedding doing the ‘human dance’. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 29, 2019 Author Share Posted January 29, 2019 Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 30, 2019 Author Share Posted January 30, 2019 Watching a child bounce a ball and thinking that they are easily amused is ok until you realize you’re watching a child, bouncing a ball and amused by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 31, 2019 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 TP'ing ("rolling") a tree is like decorating a pig with bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 1, 2019 Author Share Posted February 1, 2019 If life gives you melons, you may have dyslexia… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 4, 2019 Author Share Posted February 4, 2019 The word “boob” is actually just a written representation of a woman’s breasts from the top, front, and side view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 5, 2019 Author Share Posted February 5, 2019 Smoking is one of those things that no one recommends, not even smokers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 If you wear an invisibility cloak inside out, theoretically the world around you will disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 7, 2019 Author Share Posted February 7, 2019 “Under Pressure” is chocolate chip and “Ice Ice Baby” is oatmeal raisin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 8, 2019 Author Share Posted February 8, 2019 95% of all relationship problems could be avoided if you could rewind the last 10 seconds of what you just said, and try again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 9, 2019 Author Share Posted February 9, 2019 Taking a dog named Shark to the beach is a very bad idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 10, 2019 Author Share Posted February 10, 2019 If I were West Virginia right now I'd be so embarrassed about what's going on in Virginia I'd start identifying as East Kentucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 11, 2019 Author Share Posted February 11, 2019 You know, girls can tell when you look at their boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 7 seconds in boob time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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