Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 23, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2016 There should be a holiday for people who work the holidays . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 23, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2016 I wish my wallet came with free refills. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 24, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2016 Let’s have a moment of silence for everyone born near Christmas who gets one present that “counts for both.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 25, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 25, 2016 The last place team in the NFL should play the college football champion at the end of each season. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 25, 2016 Author Share Posted December 25, 2016 Lasagna is basically just a pasta cake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 26, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 26, 2016 Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol, and a serious dislike for stupid people, but no lemons. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunCandy Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 No lemons, but I do have tangerines! cajun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 27, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 27, 2016 I get mad at the radio for playing the same songs over and over again, so I turn on my own playlist and play the same songs over and over again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 What if we're all expecting 2017 but instead get 2016S ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 If a group of necrophiliacs met up with a group of zombies, who would do the chasing?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 29, 2016 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 29, 2016 Common sense is not a gift, it is a punishment because you have to deal with those that don't have it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 31, 2016 Author Share Posted December 31, 2016 At least I’m not passive aggressive, like some people I know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 1, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 1, 2017 When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to a bulldozer. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 2, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2017 It’s incredible how dreams become interesting just when the alarm clock goes off. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post moondog Posted January 2, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2017 Why does my dog insist on waking me up every morning at 6:00 only to start taking his naps by 7:00? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Mage Posted January 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted January 3, 2017 While shopping it seems like every retail store asks for a donation. Finally I was asked if I wanted to donate to, "Help the kids." I responded, "No, I hate kids." (Yes I actually said this, at a Best Buy, and the cashier busted up laughing.) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 3, 2017 Author Share Posted January 3, 2017 I’ll eat a pigs a$$, prepared by several people, with several ingredients from all around the world and chemical preservatives, but if I find a hair in my soup, meal’s over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 4, 2017 Author Share Posted January 4, 2017 Do not use the toilet while you’re dreaming. It’s a trap! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 I can adjust the volume of the voice in your head BY TYPING LIKE THIS! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 5, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 5, 2017 My New Years resolution for 2018 is to stop procrastinating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 5, 2017 Author Share Posted January 5, 2017 You know what’s more fun than traveling (especially flying) with small children? Anything. Literally anything… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 6, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 6, 2017 Beauty is only skin deep, but that’s OK because that’s all we get to see. No point in having a beautiful pancreas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 7, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 7, 2017 As you grow older you spent more and more time cleaning before the party than after it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 7, 2017 Author Share Posted January 7, 2017 A turtleneck is an uncircumcised sweater. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunCandy Posted January 7, 2017 Share Posted January 7, 2017 Common sense is like a flower it done'st grow in everybody's garden! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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