Popular Post lacanteen Posted July 31, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2017 They should make the bachelor but instead of a guy it’s a dog and it’s 16 families competing to be his new home. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 1, 2017 Author Share Posted August 1, 2017 Coin operated car vacuums should add time if quarters are sucked up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 Bobby Flay should marry a woman named Sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 3, 2017 Author Share Posted August 3, 2017 The amount of karma I have can be roughly translated to the number of times I have made a completely random stranger on the internet smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 4, 2017 Author Share Posted August 4, 2017 It’s a good thing farts aren’t “contagious” like yawns… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 5, 2017 Author Share Posted August 5, 2017 Home is where the good toilet paper is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 7, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 7, 2017 If you wished someone had never existed and it happened, nobody would ever know, not even you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 8, 2017 Author Share Posted August 8, 2017 The inventor of Autocorrect should be buried with the gravestone saying “Restaurant in peace” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 9, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 9, 2017 If I was to run NASA I’d make all ground crew dress like apes whenever Astronauts returned to Earth. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 10, 2017 Author Share Posted August 10, 2017 Pet stores should post “Chameleon” on empty reptile cages just to see how long people would stand and look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 11, 2017 Author Share Posted August 11, 2017 Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 12, 2017 Author Share Posted August 12, 2017 I’d love to see a NFL quarterbacks vs MLB pitchers dodgeball game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 13, 2017 Author Share Posted August 13, 2017 Doing nothing always seems so appealing until you actually don’t have anything to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 Weaponized cannabis would be the most humane military tactic ever developed. You could carpet an entire city in green haze then just waltz in and arrest the helplessly giggling bad guys while leaving snacks for all the civilians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 15, 2017 Author Share Posted August 15, 2017 The best part about being a procrastinator is you always have something to do. Tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 16, 2017 Author Share Posted August 16, 2017 I wish I had “earlids” so I could just choose to stop hearing sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 14 hours ago, lacanteen said: I wish I had “earlids” so I could just choose to stop hearing sometimes. The wife probably thinks I have earlids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 17, 2017 Author Share Posted August 17, 2017 When self-driving cars become mainstream, mooning will probably make a huge comeback. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 18, 2017 Author Share Posted August 18, 2017 Give the man some credit: we haven't heard much about the Russians lately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 19, 2017 Author Share Posted August 19, 2017 I thought getting old would take longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 We live in a world where community service is a punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Movies and TV have taught me that no matter the type of drugs you’re buying, or the quantity, it will always cost exactly one suitcase full of $100 bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 22, 2017 Author Share Posted August 22, 2017 Sometimes I use bigger words than necessary in order to sound more incandescent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CajunCandy Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 If a door says "push", pull. It's a challenge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 23, 2017 Author Share Posted August 23, 2017 I think that it would be more motivating if an employee of the month got a private bathroom instead of a parking space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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