lacanteen Posted September 16, 2017 Author Share Posted September 16, 2017 The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 17, 2017 Author Share Posted September 17, 2017 You haven't truly known friendship until you can walk into someones house unannounced, take food out of their fridge, and not be questioned at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 How does the the human brain ignore the second “the”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 18, 2017 Author Share Posted September 18, 2017 The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 19, 2017 Author Share Posted September 19, 2017 You never truly grasp how much surface area an object takes up until you have to paint it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 5 hours ago, lacanteen said: You never truly grasp how much surface area an object takes up until you have to paint it. Someone's doing a few rebuilds eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 It’s kind of weird that 12:30 pm is earlier than 11:30 pm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted September 20, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2017 When I think of 20 years ago, I imagine the 1980’s. Not 1997 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 A laser tag arena would be an intense place for a cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted September 22, 2017 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2017 The tap (faucet) should really be at the other end if the bathtub than the drain. It’d make rinsing out the bath so much easier. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 Not all elements are bad. Without elements like hydrogen and oxygen there would be no way to make water, which is a vital ingredient in beer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 "Her boobs are too big" and "that's way too much whiskey"........said no man ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 25, 2017 Author Share Posted September 25, 2017 Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a sandwich, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAVending Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 I wonder how much Yoplait pays The Amazing Race every year to advertise for them in their theme song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 At some point, shopping at antique stores became less “wow, look at all the cool old stuff” and more “wow, I used to have this.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 27, 2017 Author Share Posted September 27, 2017 Quote The way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegetarian.......then you can get there through his vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 Irony: The fact that Hugh Hefner died on a hump day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 15 hours ago, lacanteen said: Irony: The fact that Hugh Hefner died on a hump day. As Alanis Morissette said.. Isn't it ironic coincidental, don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 1, 2017 Author Share Posted October 1, 2017 Remembering the past is a lot like looking at boobs: you should glance back but never stare. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 2, 2017 Author Share Posted October 2, 2017 The first man who ever picked a flower and gave it to a girl really had no idea what he was getting the rest of us into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 3, 2017 Author Share Posted October 3, 2017 If 2 vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 4, 2017 Author Share Posted October 4, 2017 There would be fewer accidents if the ‘fine’ for texting and driving was a mandatory 30 day suspension of your texting service by your cell phone provider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 5, 2017 Author Share Posted October 5, 2017 I believe that kids that can’t color between the lines grow into adults who can’t park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 6, 2017 Author Share Posted October 6, 2017 The amount of time a baby or child is able to stay in an outfit without an accident is directly related to how cute you think the outfit is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 9, 2017 Author Share Posted October 9, 2017 There’s nothing more obnoxious than a stupid person with confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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