The Mage Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 8 hours ago, lacanteen said: There’s nothing more obnoxious than a stupid person with confidence. They're called politicians. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 10, 2017 Author Share Posted October 10, 2017 We never hear about things vanishing into thick air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 11, 2017 Author Share Posted October 11, 2017 Are gay people usually well dressed because of all that time they’ve spent in the closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 I hate it when I get to work a little early, put in a solid 4 hours, then check the clock for lunch and realize it's only been 45 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 38 minutes ago, lacanteen said: I hate it when I get to work a little early, put in a solid 4 hours, then check the clock for lunch and realize it's only been 45 minutes. Been workin on some USI's eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 While Googling, very few letters are as important as the “R” in Gary Oldman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 Sometime in our lifetimes amazon will be selling weed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 17, 2017 Author Share Posted October 17, 2017 Teenagers are like cats. They sleep all day, are often moody, whine when they’re hungry, and completely disregard you if you try to interact with them. But the moment they’re bored, they won’t leave you alone until you entertain them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 18, 2017 Author Share Posted October 18, 2017 I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 19, 2017 Author Share Posted October 19, 2017 Alcoholics don't run in my family.........they stumble around knocking things over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 20, 2017 Author Share Posted October 20, 2017 Lying is like White-Out: The more you try to fix your mistake, the bigger and more noticeable mess you make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 When people talk about Harvey victims this year, they need to specify Weinstein or the Hurricane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 If you ever feel like no one pays attention to you, try making a sandwich in front of your dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Nothing sucks worse than that moment in the middle of an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 24, 2017 Author Share Posted October 24, 2017 Kidnapping is stealing a person, dognapping is stealing a dog, but catnapping is sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 26, 2017 Author Share Posted October 26, 2017 I hate when I buy organic vegetables and when I get home they are regular donuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 27, 2017 Author Share Posted October 27, 2017 Dogs are so courageous that they will risk their lives without fear to save you from a wild animal attack - unless you are vacuuming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 28, 2017 Author Share Posted October 28, 2017 If you ever find yourself a Death row inmate, request Olive Garden’s ‘Never Ending Pasta Bowl’ as a last meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 29, 2017 Author Share Posted October 29, 2017 If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna it's no longer 2 lasagnas, it's one big lasagna. That's the power of lasagna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 30, 2017 Author Share Posted October 30, 2017 Apple really passed up a great opportunity to use their classic naming scheme when they chose “Safari” over “iBrowse.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 31, 2017 Author Share Posted October 31, 2017 The band Heart really dropped the ball by not naming their greatest hits album “Songs You Know By Heart” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 1, 2017 Author Share Posted November 1, 2017 Timepiece with the fewest moving parts: Sundial. Timepiece with the most moving parts: Hourglass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 2, 2017 Author Share Posted November 2, 2017 A zoo is a really safe place to fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 3, 2017 Author Share Posted November 3, 2017 When you are younger you see adults as having everything under control, but when you become an adult, you kinda realize that everybody is just kinda winging it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 5, 2017 Author Share Posted November 5, 2017 A blindfold is essentially a reverse burka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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