lacanteen Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 There should be an alarm clock app where every time you snooze it donates a set amount to a charity of your choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 7, 2017 Author Share Posted November 7, 2017 What MTV did to music is pretty much what ESPN is doing to sports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 8, 2017 Author Share Posted November 8, 2017 This morning a friend says to me "what rhymes with orange?" I said "no it doesn't" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 9, 2017 Author Share Posted November 9, 2017 In a parallel universe, people are probably constantly finding guitar picks, single socks and hair ties and wondering where they came from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClarkMI Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Hyphenated Non-hyphenated 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 10, 2017 Author Share Posted November 10, 2017 Is the S or the C silent in scent? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 11, 2017 Author Share Posted November 11, 2017 A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body… And yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 12, 2017 Author Share Posted November 12, 2017 Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 13, 2017 Author Share Posted November 13, 2017 Imagine how much time we save because socks can work on either foot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 14, 2017 Author Share Posted November 14, 2017 The Wikipedia page for uranium says that it has a metallic taste. Someone probably died getting that information. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 15, 2017 Author Share Posted November 15, 2017 Why does Tarzan not have a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 16, 2017 Author Share Posted November 16, 2017 These days, the best way to not leave a paper trail, is to do everything on paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 17, 2017 Author Share Posted November 17, 2017 Out of all the things that “Taste like chicken”, eggs are ironically not one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 18, 2017 Author Share Posted November 18, 2017 If snakes lost their legs for giving Adam and Eve the apple of enlightenment, clams must have really effed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 19, 2017 Author Share Posted November 19, 2017 Imagine being a whale and you finally decide it’s time to die but then all these people show up on the beach and push you back into the ocean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 20, 2017 Author Share Posted November 20, 2017 Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 21, 2017 Author Share Posted November 21, 2017 Charles Manson only had to serve 1 of his 9 consecutive life sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 22, 2017 Author Share Posted November 22, 2017 If humans ever become enslaved by Artificial Intelligence the Amish are going to be so.............. pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 25, 2017 Author Share Posted November 25, 2017 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 26, 2017 Author Share Posted November 26, 2017 Why are ‘Shampoo’ and 'Conditioner’ always the most difficult text on the bottle to spot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 27, 2017 Author Share Posted November 27, 2017 If a zombie gets bitten by a vampire he will become a vampire or will the vampire become a zombie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 28, 2017 Author Share Posted November 28, 2017 If God wanted me to touch my toes he would have put them on my knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 29, 2017 Author Share Posted November 29, 2017 If bread goes bad we throw it away, If bananas go bad we make bread out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 30, 2017 Author Share Posted November 30, 2017 It’s funny how those pastors on TV stretch out their hands and everybody falls to the ground, except for the cameramen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 1, 2017 Author Share Posted December 1, 2017 Fleeing from police is like choosing the double or nothing option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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