lacanteen Posted April 20, 2018 Author Share Posted April 20, 2018 Humans are incredibly inefficient. It takes us 7 hours of charging for only 17 hours of use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share Posted April 22, 2018 Some cultures don’t eat cows. Some cultures don’t eat pigs. But no culture has ever shown objection to eating chicken. Chicken is the key to world peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 22, 2018 Author Share Posted April 22, 2018 An Apple car wouldn’t have Windows. It would have iHoles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 23, 2018 Author Share Posted April 23, 2018 People who sleepwalk really are following their dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 25, 2018 Author Share Posted April 25, 2018 There would be a lot less family emergencies and funerals if teachers didn’t golpherign homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 26, 2018 Author Share Posted April 26, 2018 Imagine how out of hand it would get if we never got hung over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 There are very few things on this planet as irritating as being sober around a drunk person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 28, 2018 Author Share Posted April 28, 2018 We ask complete strangers to watch our stuff when we leave for a moment, because we are afraid of complete strangers taking our stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 53 minutes ago, lacanteen said: We ask complete strangers to watch our stuff when we leave for a moment, because we are afraid of complete strangers taking our stuff. I don't tell anyone when i go somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 29, 2018 Author Share Posted April 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 30, 2018 Author Share Posted April 30, 2018 It would be really weird to fall in love with someone and have them move in and spend the rest of their life with you a few minutes after meeting, but it’s totally acceptable with dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted April 30, 2018 Share Posted April 30, 2018 17 hours ago, lacanteen said: Sharks have electroreceptors that can detect electricity, so they can hone in on hiding fish by detecting the weak electrical signal from twitching muscles. They recently determined that cats can see into the ultraviolet spectrum, so when they seem to be reacting to nothing, there might be something there. On an added note, some people who have had the lenses in their eyes removed are able to see part of the uv spectrum too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 Without the voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted May 4, 2018 Author Share Posted May 4, 2018 It’s a good thing that the human head size doesn’t vary as much as the butt size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted May 7, 2018 Author Share Posted May 7, 2018 If everyone actually became their answer to the question “what do you want to be when you grow up” in kindergarten, the world would be a ridiculous place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted May 8, 2018 Share Posted May 8, 2018 19 hours ago, lacanteen said: If everyone actually became their answer to the question “what do you want to be when you grow up” in kindergarten, the world would be a ridiculous place. We would have mountains of trash in the street. And golpher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 8, 2018 Author Share Posted May 8, 2018 If a woman tells you that you're right, that's sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 Getting home late at night and realizing you stripped the bed sheets earlier and didn’t replace them is actually heartbreaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 9, 2018 Author Share Posted May 9, 2018 Even if the voices aren't real, they still have some pretty good ideas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 10, 2018 Author Share Posted May 10, 2018 It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 11, 2018 Author Share Posted May 11, 2018 People never fully appreciate the fact that phone screens keep moving after you scroll, as if it has inertia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted May 12, 2018 Author Share Posted May 12, 2018 “History is written by the victors” was definitely written by one of the losers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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