lacanteen Posted May 13, 2018 Author Share Posted May 13, 2018 If the effects of balding only happened from the waist down. Going bald wouldn’t be so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted May 15, 2018 Author Share Posted May 15, 2018 Many people that appear "cool" actually struggle with feelings of inadequacy. Not me, I have those feelings without appearing cool at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AngryChris Posted May 15, 2018 Share Posted May 15, 2018 1 hour ago, lacanteen said: Do you have to maintain eye contact? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 17, 2018 Author Share Posted May 17, 2018 Whoever coined the phrase "The freaks come out at night" has clearly never been at Walmart during the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 18, 2018 Author Share Posted May 18, 2018 Man, were we ever wrong as kids in thinking adults have LOTS of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 19, 2018 Author Share Posted May 19, 2018 Whoever first said, “The customer is always right”, was probably a pissed off, but wrong customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 20, 2018 Author Share Posted May 20, 2018 The first rule of passive aggressive club is…you know what, never mind. It’s FINE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 21, 2018 Author Share Posted May 21, 2018 Ironically, the Internet was actually created to save us time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 7 hours ago, lacanteen said: Ironically, the Internet was actually created to save us time. I wonder what the net (ha) impact of the internet is in terms of time it has saved or wasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 I'm waiting for the day a woman says that I'm "the one". (without talking to a police officer) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 23, 2018 Author Share Posted May 23, 2018 When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the person inside the costume smile for the camera? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 24, 2018 Author Share Posted May 24, 2018 Coffee: Because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 27, 2018 Author Share Posted May 27, 2018 If 69 is a sex position, then 96 is a sleep position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 28, 2018 Author Share Posted May 28, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 People who focus on whether the glass is half full or half empty miss the fact that the glass is refillable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 hours ago, lacanteen said: People who focus on whether the glass is half full or half empty miss the fact that the glass is refillable. Spoken like a true tech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 There is zero physical evidence that today is Wednesday. We’re all kinda relying on the fact that somebody has kept an accurate count since the first one ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted May 31, 2018 Author Share Posted May 31, 2018 Usually there’s a sense of relief when you find out that someone is an a-hole in general and not just towards you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 1, 2018 Author Share Posted June 1, 2018 Peak stupidity is when you realize that the reason you aren’t getting a text back is because you didn't hit send. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 2, 2018 Author Share Posted June 2, 2018 We squint at the sun because it is bright. We squint at people because they are not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 3, 2018 Author Share Posted June 3, 2018 Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted June 4, 2018 Author Share Posted June 4, 2018 One of the best feelings is when somebody flies past you on the highway then a few moments later you pull up beside them at the same red light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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