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If the effects of balding only happened from the waist down. Going bald wouldn’t be so bad.

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Many people that appear "cool" actually struggle with feelings of inadequacy. Not me, I have those feelings without appearing cool at all.

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1 hour ago, lacanteen said:

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Do you have to maintain eye contact?

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Whoever coined the phrase "The freaks come out at night" has clearly never been at Walmart during the day.

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Man, were we ever wrong as kids in thinking adults have LOTS of money.

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Whoever first said, “The customer is always right”, was probably a pissed off, but wrong customer.

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The first rule of passive aggressive club is…you know what, never mind. It’s FINE.

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Ironically, the Internet was actually created to save us time.

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7 hours ago, lacanteen said:

Ironically, the Internet was actually created to save us time.

I wonder what the net (ha) impact of the internet is in terms of time it has saved or wasted.

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I'm waiting for the day a woman says that I'm "the one".

(without talking to a police officer)

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When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the person inside the costume smile for the camera?

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Coffee: Because hating your job should be done with enthusiasm.

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If 69 is a sex position, then 96 is a sleep position.

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