lacanteen Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 It sucks to be alone. But it’s great to be by yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted September 6, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2018 Colin Kaepernick is spending a lot his energy selling shoes when he could make a small fortune selling knee pads. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 7, 2018 Author Share Posted September 7, 2018 Smelling is just breathing normally but thinking about it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe101us Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 On 8/25/2018 at 4:25 PM, lacanteen said: Bread is made from plants. Peanut butter is made from plants. Jelly is made from smooshed plant. Therefore......... PB&J = Salad Yum yum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 10, 2018 Author Share Posted September 10, 2018 Instead of telling an employee that they’re fired, be positive and tell them that they’re promoted to customer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 11, 2018 Author Share Posted September 11, 2018 If you want the traffic light to turn green look for something in your glove box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 12, 2018 Author Share Posted September 12, 2018 If the technology existed to send smells through the phone, that miracle of science would largely be wasted on sharing farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 Life would be a lot better if at the end of every day you were asked if you “Want to save the changes” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 7 hours ago, lacanteen said: Life would be a lot better if at the end of every day you were asked if you “Want to save the changes” Wins the lottery Forgets to save FUUUUUUUUUU 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 Alphabet soup in China has to be insane. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted September 15, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2018 Telling people that you won the lottery is probably more effective at finding out who is in your family, compared to Ancestry.com. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted September 16, 2018 Share Posted September 16, 2018 10 hours ago, lacanteen said: Telling people that you won the lottery is probably more effective at finding out who is in your family, compared to Ancestry.com. I don’t remember sleeping with no Mexicans... 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 16, 2018 Author Share Posted September 16, 2018 The tale of the rabbit and the tortoise doesn’t teach us that “slow and steady wins the race”, but rather “don’t be an overconfident idiot”. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 17, 2018 Author Share Posted September 17, 2018 Opera is basically screaming in cursive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 18, 2018 Author Share Posted September 18, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 19, 2018 Author Share Posted September 19, 2018 Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. How ironic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted September 20, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 20, 2018 The growing number of stupid people is likely due to the child-proofing of things that would have otherwise killed them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 hours ago, lacanteen said: The growing number of stupid people is likely due to the child-proofing of things that would have otherwise killed them. Amen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 Being an adult is mostly just having the freedom to do everything you wanted to do as a kid, but not being able to enjoy it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 26, 2018 Author Share Posted September 26, 2018 Banjos are just guitars with southern accents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 27, 2018 Author Share Posted September 27, 2018 If you ever think that betting on red or black in roulette are good odds, just think about your track record of plugging in USBs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 28, 2018 Author Share Posted September 28, 2018 Your wife can say she loves you more than your dog ever could. But Lock both in the trunk of a car and lets see who's happy to see you when you let them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 29, 2018 Author Share Posted September 29, 2018 Someone decided that a game involving throwing spiked projectiles at a wall was best suited for places filled with drunk people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 30, 2018 Author Share Posted September 30, 2018 Being stabbed reduces your chances of dying from cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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