lacanteen Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 ...................and once again not one of us remembered to wake Green Day up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 ‘take your dog to work day’. Now your dog knows where you go every day, and thinks you spend all day playing with other dogs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 3, 2018 Author Share Posted October 3, 2018 Yu never realize hw ften yu use a key n a keybard until it stps wrking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 21 minutes ago, lacanteen said: Yu never realize hw ften yu use a key n a keybard until it stps wrking. A vowel? Yeah, your screwed. ”z”? Who gives a golpher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 24 minutes ago, lacanteen said: Y0u never realize h0w 0ften y0u use a key 0n a keybard until it st0ps w0rking. Fixed with a 2ero. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 4, 2018 Author Share Posted October 4, 2018 You don’t realize how quickly 30 days goes by until you sign up for a 30 day free trial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 5, 2018 Author Share Posted October 5, 2018 We’ll never know if the perfect camouflage exists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 6, 2018 Author Share Posted October 6, 2018 The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 7, 2018 Author Share Posted October 7, 2018 If your bird feeder only attracts chipmunks which are the eaten by a hawk, it’s still technically doing it’s job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 8, 2018 Author Share Posted October 8, 2018 People who say “more money won’t make you happy” probably aren't spending it on right things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Mage Posted October 8, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted October 8, 2018 it's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. Just bought a TV and it said 'Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAVending Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 15 minutes ago, The Mage said: it's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. Just bought a TV and it said 'Built in Antenna". I don't even know where that is. Don’t put much stock in it. Truth in labeling is totally ignored nowadays, I think people just make this stuff up. Like we’re supposed to believe that there’s some giant condiment conglamurate run by some middle eastern mogul named “Shaik Well”. Or the other day when I bought a bottle of wine and the flavor description on the back was “Pears with Lasagna”. But in reality it just tasted like a plain ole bottle of wine. They’re just lies, all lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 9, 2018 Author Share Posted October 9, 2018 We pay incredibly little thought to putting our mouths all over the top of cans and bottles that have been transported, handled, and exposed to conditions completely unknown to us. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southeast Treats Posted October 9, 2018 Share Posted October 9, 2018 9 hours ago, lacanteen said: We pay incredibly little thought to putting our mouths all over the top of cans and bottles that have been transported, handled, and exposed to conditions completely unknown to us. Which is one reason I buy canned soda in 12 packs. My customers may continue to live in blissful ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted October 10, 2018 Share Posted October 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Southeast Treats said: Which is one reason I buy canned soda in 12 packs. My customers may continue to live in blissful ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 10, 2018 Author Share Posted October 10, 2018 There are genuinely people who think milk goes before cereal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 11, 2018 Author Share Posted October 11, 2018 Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 7 or 8 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 12, 2018 Author Share Posted October 12, 2018 Sears started out as a mail-order catalog that would deliver packages right to your door. It was driven to bankruptcy by an internet site that delivers packages right to your door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 On 10/8/2018 at 4:39 PM, VAVending said: Don’t put much stock in it. Truth in labeling is totally ignored nowadays, I think people just make this stuff up. Like we’re supposed to believe that there’s some giant condiment conglamurate run by some middle eastern mogul named “Shaik Well”. Or the other day when I bought a bottle of wine and the flavor description on the back was “Pears with Lasagna”. But in reality it just tasted like a plain ole bottle of wine. They’re just lies, all lies. Who the hell puts pears on lasagna anyway? And why would you buy a bottle of wine that was supposed to taste like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAVending Posted October 12, 2018 Share Posted October 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, moondog said: Who the hell puts pears on lasagna anyway? And why would you buy a bottle of wine that was supposed to taste like that? I know! But figured it must just be a new flavor craze. So disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 The big vendors pay thousands of dollars for cantaloupe when you can buy it at the store for a couple bucks, so should we really be surprised by wine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 15, 2018 Author Share Posted October 15, 2018 Charging a phone for 5 minutes is the equivalent of a 5 minutes snooze for a human: useless, but reassuring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 16, 2018 Author Share Posted October 16, 2018 Closets are just pockets and purses for houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 17, 2018 Author Share Posted October 17, 2018 The purpose a persons big toe serves is to assist with balance. The purpose of the smallest toe is to determine if one’s furniture needs to be adjusted or destroyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 18, 2018 Author Share Posted October 18, 2018 You never realize how many shortcuts your computer has until your cat walks on your keyboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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