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...................and once again not one of us remembered to wake Green Day up.

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‘take your dog to work day’. Now your dog knows where you go every day, and thinks you spend all day playing with other dogs.

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Yu never realize hw ften yu use a key n a keybard until it stps wrking.

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21 minutes ago, lacanteen said:

Yu never realize hw ften yu use a key n a keybard until it stps wrking.

A vowel? Yeah, your screwed.

”z”? Who gives a golpher.

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24 minutes ago, lacanteen said:

Y0u never realize h0w 0ften y0u use a key 0n a keybard until it st0ps w0rking.

Fixed with a 2ero.

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You don’t realize how quickly 30 days goes by until you sign up for a 30 day free trial.

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We’ll never know if the perfect camouflage exists.

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The first 40 years of childhood are the hardest.

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If your bird feeder only attracts chipmunks which are the eaten by a hawk, it’s still technically doing it’s job.

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People who say “more money won’t make you happy” probably aren't spending it on right things.

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15 minutes ago, The Mage said:

it's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.

Just bought a TV and it said 'Built in Antenna".

I don't even know where that is.

Don’t put much stock in it. Truth in labeling is totally ignored nowadays, I think people just make this stuff up.

Like we’re supposed to believe that there’s some giant condiment conglamurate run by some middle eastern mogul named “Shaik Well”.

Or the other day when I bought a bottle of wine and the flavor description on the back was “Pears with Lasagna”. But in reality it just tasted like a plain ole bottle of wine. They’re just lies, all lies.

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We pay incredibly little thought to putting our mouths all over the top of cans and bottles that have been transported, handled, and exposed to conditions completely unknown to us.

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9 hours ago, lacanteen said:

We pay incredibly little thought to putting our mouths all over the top of cans and bottles that have been transported, handled, and exposed to conditions completely unknown to us.

Which is one reason I buy canned soda in 12 packs.  My customers may continue to live in blissful ignorance.

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2 hours ago, Southeast Treats said:

Which is one reason I buy canned soda in 12 packs.  My customers may continue to live in blissful ignorance.

 

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There are genuinely people who think milk goes before cereal.  H-eek2.gif

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Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 7 or 8 hours.

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Sears started out as a mail-order catalog that would deliver packages right to your door. It was driven to bankruptcy by an internet site that delivers packages right to your door.

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On 10/8/2018 at 4:39 PM, VAVending said:

Don’t put much stock in it. Truth in labeling is totally ignored nowadays, I think people just make this stuff up.

Like we’re supposed to believe that there’s some giant condiment conglamurate run by some middle eastern mogul named “Shaik Well”.

Or the other day when I bought a bottle of wine and the flavor description on the back was “Pears with Lasagna”. But in reality it just tasted like a plain ole bottle of wine. They’re just lies, all lies.

Who the hell puts pears on lasagna anyway?  And why would you buy a bottle of wine that was supposed to taste like that?

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48 minutes ago, moondog said:

Who the hell puts pears on lasagna anyway?  And why would you buy a bottle of wine that was supposed to taste like that?

I know! But figured it must just be a new flavor craze. So disappointing.

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The big vendors pay thousands of dollars for cantaloupe when you can buy it at the store for a couple bucks, so should we really be surprised by wine?

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Charging a phone for 5 minutes is the equivalent of a 5 minutes snooze for a human: useless, but reassuring.

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Closets are just pockets and purses for houses.

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The purpose a persons big toe serves is to assist with balance. The purpose of the smallest toe is to determine if one’s furniture needs to be adjusted or destroyed.

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You never realize how many shortcuts your computer has until your cat walks on your keyboard.

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