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One of the most fulfilling moments in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with someone.......... unless you are in prison.

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There are 2 kinds of people in the world, those who take a pen out of the drawer, find it doesn’t work and put it back, and those who throw it away. Those 2 types are always married to each other.

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Scotch aged 12 years sounds much better than scotch from 2006.

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16 hours ago, lacanteen said:

Scotch aged 12 years sounds much better than scotch from 2006.

In oak barrels, always oak barrels...

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Everyone’s pet rocks are still out there, somewhere.

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You never realize how much force is put into each step until you hit your foot on a piece of furniture.

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Take your average driver, and put him in a flying car. That’s why we can’t have flying cars.

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USPS could make more money if they put post offices in airports so instead of throwing something out that you forgot was in your bag you could mail it home.

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Thousands of years ago, we survived mostly on nuts and berries. Now, they’re an expensive commodity.

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If you’re watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same sun rise.

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Heat, pressure, and time can make a diamond. It can also make a waffle.

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The colors yellow and blue create green. Sunlight “yellow” and water “blue” create plants “green”. Coincidence?

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If you ever think you’d be brave at gunpoint, just reflect on how you responded the last time someone aimed a rubber band at you.

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We take for granted (and complain) that our nose is the body part that runs when we have a cold. Imagine having a runny butt all day long for a week…H-eek2.gif

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A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all of your keys at once.

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I bet it's really annoying to have a thick Indian accent and ACTUALLY work for the IRS.

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You know you truly love someone if you are proud instead of jealous when they are better at something than you.

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Illiterate people live by a set of unwritten rules.

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Everyone is convinced the dog was named Bingo, I think it was the Old Farmer's name.

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There are probably a bunch of parents who think their children are fussy eaters, when in reality they’re probably just horrible cooks.

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Just wait until the PC police realize that Frosty isn't wearing pants and is smoking a pipe in front of children.

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Nothing wakes you up quite like the panic of thinking you overslept.

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