lacanteen Posted December 13, 2018 Author Share Posted December 13, 2018 The spiders that live in Buckingham Palace now are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there during Victorian times - it's a whole parallel royal family but with spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 14, 2018 Author Share Posted December 14, 2018 If reincarnation is real, then maybe flies and other bugs are purposely annoying because they want to get killed and get reincarnated as something better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 15, 2018 Author Share Posted December 15, 2018 Cough drops are just candy that grew up and got a job. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 16, 2018 Author Share Posted December 16, 2018 It would suck if you got invited to an ugly sweater party and it turned out it was only for people who are ugly and sweat a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 17, 2018 Author Share Posted December 17, 2018 One of the unspoken things about being an adult is having a favorite burner on the stove. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 18, 2018 Author Share Posted December 18, 2018 Most people’s usernames are likely more complex than their passwords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 19, 2018 Author Share Posted December 19, 2018 Maybe the reason we haven't seen aliens is that they discovered earth 100 million years ago, but were scared $hitless by the dinosaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted December 20, 2018 Author Share Posted December 20, 2018 Dec 25 feels more like a deadline than a holiday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 21, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 21, 2018 People say dogs are more loyal, but cats don’t tell the police where the drugs are hidden. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 Give a man a beer and he’ll entertain you. Hold a man’s beer and he’ll entertain the entire internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 26, 2018 Author Share Posted December 26, 2018 Some people say that Australians are just British Texans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share Posted December 27, 2018 People are getting up in arms about Baby It’s Cold Outside when no one seems to give a damn about Grandma getting run over by a reindeer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 28, 2018 Author Share Posted December 28, 2018 Taking a bra off is the highlight of a man or woman’s day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 31, 2018 Author Share Posted December 31, 2018 NASCAR would be more interesting if they added ramps to the race track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted January 2, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2019 Before the invention of the crowbar, crows had to do their drinking at home. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 3, 2019 Author Share Posted January 3, 2019 Decorate your house with Rorschach tests, so if someone doesn’t like your interior design, it’s their own problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 4, 2019 Author Share Posted January 4, 2019 You might not be aware of it, but your dog has trained you to do a few tricks too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 5, 2019 Author Share Posted January 5, 2019 Old age isn’t finding your cell phone in the fridge. Old age is having to check the fridge when your cell phone is missing, because you can’t rule it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 We have over 50 euphemisms for boobs but no word for the day after tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 8, 2019 Author Share Posted January 8, 2019 Anything recommended by a stoned person is highly recommended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 9, 2019 Author Share Posted January 9, 2019 It would be awesome if we had an alarm clock that puts us to sleep instantly at a certain time instead of waking us up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 10, 2019 Author Share Posted January 10, 2019 Was thinking about painting a blue square in the backyard so that Google Earth thinks we have a pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted January 11, 2019 Share Posted January 11, 2019 On 1/7/2019 at 7:06 AM, lacanteen said: We have over 50 euphemisms for boobs but no word for the day after tomorrow. Bad movie? Schlock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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