lacanteen Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 Some day, at the store we’ll ask “Do you take cash?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 21, 2018 Author Share Posted July 21, 2018 Time that you enjoy wasting isn’t actually a waste of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 22, 2018 Author Share Posted July 22, 2018 Many people toss and turn all night, even on expensive mattresses and sleeping pills. Meanwhile, Snoopy sleeps just fine on the peak of the triangular roof of his dog house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 23, 2018 Author Share Posted July 23, 2018 Life isn’t fair. But it isn’t fair to anyone, which is kinda fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 24, 2018 Author Share Posted July 24, 2018 Childhood is like being drunk: Everyone remembers what you did, except you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 25, 2018 Author Share Posted July 25, 2018 Oreos seem to have become less of a snack and more of an ingredient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted July 27, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 27, 2018 Millennials act so entitled. Always walking around like they rent the place. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 28, 2018 Author Share Posted July 28, 2018 Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 30, 2018 Author Share Posted July 30, 2018 The fact that breasts on males are not functional is underappreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 31, 2018 Author Share Posted July 31, 2018 Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. Corn makes plastics, fuel, and movie theater popcorn. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 2 hours ago, lacanteen said: Potatoes make french fries, chips, and vodka. Corn makes plastics, fuel, and movie theater popcorn. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying! Corn is not a vegetable - it's a grain. Beer is not a vegetable either😎 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAVending Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 2 hours ago, moondog said: Corn is not a vegetable - it's a grain. Beer is not a vegetable either😎 And potatoes are tubers. Does chocolate count as a legume? It is a bean after all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 31, 2018 Author Share Posted July 31, 2018 I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike Bar, but I'd do some shady stuff for some Irish whiskey and good corned beef. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 1, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 1, 2018 If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 1, 2018 Author Share Posted August 1, 2018 It seems like men stopped dressing nice roughly around the time when it stopped being the norm to have your wife stay at home full-time ironing your shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 2, 2018 Author Share Posted August 2, 2018 Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 3, 2018 Author Share Posted August 3, 2018 No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 4, 2018 Author Share Posted August 4, 2018 I don't mean to brag but my posts are enjoyed by over 20 people world wide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAVending Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 5 hours ago, lacanteen said: I don't mean to brag but my posts are enjoyed by over 20 people world wide. And those 20 genuinely do enjoy them. If I can make 20 people smile in a day, I call it a good day. We appreciate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 5, 2018 Author Share Posted August 5, 2018 The Lysol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. This is probably going to sting or burn a little. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted August 6, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 6, 2018 If we all just switched to cursive writing and stick shift cars, we could cripple an entire generation. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 7, 2018 Author Share Posted August 7, 2018 Just because I'm awake at 4 AM doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 8, 2018 Author Share Posted August 8, 2018 80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs. 80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 9, 2018 Author Share Posted August 9, 2018 What’s sad about having an imaginary friend is that he is the one with the real friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 10, 2018 Author Share Posted August 10, 2018 The difference between being “ballsy” and being a dumbass depends on whether or not you’re successful at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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