VAVending Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, lacanteen said: You never realize how many shortcuts your computer has until your cat walks on your keyboard. Or your toddler gets access... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 19, 2018 Author Share Posted October 19, 2018 If someone sits next to you on an empty train you wonder what’s wrong with them, but if no one sits next to you on a crowded train you wonder what’s wrong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 22, 2018 Author Share Posted October 22, 2018 It takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but the entire box to start a campfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 23, 2018 Author Share Posted October 23, 2018 Humans relax to the sounds of birds screaming for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 24, 2018 Author Share Posted October 24, 2018 They really missed an opportunity not calling marijuana licenses ‘grassports’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 25, 2018 Author Share Posted October 25, 2018 It’s horribly unfair that loud snorers can sleep through their own snoring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 26, 2018 Author Share Posted October 26, 2018 If the infinite universe theory is true, there’s a universe where cats are the dominant species and where they make and watch videos of their silly, little humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 27, 2018 Author Share Posted October 27, 2018 CTRL+ALT+DELETE is like threatening your computer to hurry up or else..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted October 27, 2018 Share Posted October 27, 2018 1 hour ago, lacanteen said: CTRL+ALT+DELETE is like threatening your computer to hurry up or else..... More of a bitchslap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 30, 2018 Author Share Posted October 30, 2018 Toothpaste tubes are surprisingly quiet compared to ketchup bottles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 31, 2018 Author Share Posted October 31, 2018 Hydrogen is flammable and oxygen is needed to keep a fire going. Put them together and we get water, something we put out fires with. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 1, 2018 Author Share Posted November 1, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 2, 2018 Author Share Posted November 2, 2018 Once we perfect cloning, it’ll just be a matter of time before we start fighting for same-self marriage. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 3, 2018 Author Share Posted November 3, 2018 Life has 3 stages: 1. “You’re good at that for your age.” 2. “You’re good at that.” 3. “You’re good at that for your age.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 5, 2018 Author Share Posted November 5, 2018 You will always this read wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 6, 2018 Author Share Posted November 6, 2018 Parenting is recognizing your kid doing all of the things you used to do and deciding whether or not to let them get away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 7, 2018 Author Share Posted November 7, 2018 We sit “in front of the TV”, but “behind the computer” although we’re both ways facing the screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 8, 2018 Author Share Posted November 8, 2018 Next year will be the last year that ends in ‘teen’ for the rest of (most) our lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 9, 2018 Author Share Posted November 9, 2018 Nothing will ever make you doubt yourself more than walking past a group of 12 year old girls, then hearing laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 10, 2018 Author Share Posted November 10, 2018 Batteries and bra sizes follow the same general pattern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 12, 2018 Author Share Posted November 12, 2018 Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted November 13, 2018 Author Share Posted November 13, 2018 The city of Denver was probably founded by a group of tired settlers who took one look at the Rocky Mountains and decided “oh hell no, we stayin' right here”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 14, 2018 Author Share Posted November 14, 2018 Humans evolved to have smooth skin not covered in fur, only to later remove the fur of other animals and put it over their skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted November 15, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 15, 2018 Aliens probably ride past Earth and lock their doors. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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