lacanteen Posted November 16, 2018 Author Share Posted November 16, 2018 One of the most fulfilling moments in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with someone.......... unless you are in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 17, 2018 Author Share Posted November 17, 2018 There are 2 kinds of people in the world, those who take a pen out of the drawer, find it doesn’t work and put it back, and those who throw it away. Those 2 types are always married to each other. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 19, 2018 Author Share Posted November 19, 2018 Scotch aged 12 years sounds much better than scotch from 2006. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAVending Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 16 hours ago, lacanteen said: Scotch aged 12 years sounds much better than scotch from 2006. In oak barrels, always oak barrels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 20, 2018 Author Share Posted November 20, 2018 Everyone’s pet rocks are still out there, somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 21, 2018 Author Share Posted November 21, 2018 You never realize how much force is put into each step until you hit your foot on a piece of furniture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 23, 2018 Author Share Posted November 23, 2018 Take your average driver, and put him in a flying car. That’s why we can’t have flying cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 25, 2018 Author Share Posted November 25, 2018 USPS could make more money if they put post offices in airports so instead of throwing something out that you forgot was in your bag you could mail it home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 26, 2018 Author Share Posted November 26, 2018 Thousands of years ago, we survived mostly on nuts and berries. Now, they’re an expensive commodity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 27, 2018 Author Share Posted November 27, 2018 If you’re watching a sunset, someone on the other side of the earth is watching the same sun rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 28, 2018 Author Share Posted November 28, 2018 Heat, pressure, and time can make a diamond. It can also make a waffle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 29, 2018 Author Share Posted November 29, 2018 The colors yellow and blue create green. Sunlight “yellow” and water “blue” create plants “green”. Coincidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted November 30, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2018 Statistics show that the average person has sex 56 times a year. Looks like I'm in for a wild December! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 2, 2018 Author Share Posted December 2, 2018 If you ever think you’d be brave at gunpoint, just reflect on how you responded the last time someone aimed a rubber band at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted December 4, 2018 Author Share Posted December 4, 2018 We take for granted (and complain) that our nose is the body part that runs when we have a cold. Imagine having a runny butt all day long for a week… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 5, 2018 Author Share Posted December 5, 2018 A key ring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all of your keys at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 6, 2018 Author Share Posted December 6, 2018 I bet it's really annoying to have a thick Indian accent and ACTUALLY work for the IRS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 7, 2018 Author Share Posted December 7, 2018 You know you truly love someone if you are proud instead of jealous when they are better at something than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Illiterate people live by a set of unwritten rules. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted December 8, 2018 Share Posted December 8, 2018 Everyone is convinced the dog was named Bingo, I think it was the Old Farmer's name. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 8, 2018 Author Share Posted December 8, 2018 There are probably a bunch of parents who think their children are fussy eaters, when in reality they’re probably just horrible cooks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted December 11, 2018 Author Share Posted December 11, 2018 Just wait until the PC police realize that Frosty isn't wearing pants and is smoking a pipe in front of children. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted December 12, 2018 Author Popular Post Share Posted December 12, 2018 Nothing wakes you up quite like the panic of thinking you overslept. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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