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lacanteen Posted February 13, 2019 Author Share Posted February 13, 2019 When reading resumes, begin by throwing half of them away. You don’t want to hire people with bad luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 14, 2019 Author Share Posted February 14, 2019 Inside every 85 year old man is an 18 year old saying "What the hell just happened?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 Valentine’s day is independence day for single people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share Posted February 16, 2019 Passing out is essentially an emergency nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Fitness would be a lot more important if we were naked all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 18, 2019 Author Share Posted February 18, 2019 “Middle of the night water” tastes so much better than regular water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 19, 2019 Author Share Posted February 19, 2019 Saying “he’s nice once you get to know him” is another way of saying “he’s an axxhole but you'll get used to it.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 20, 2019 Author Share Posted February 20, 2019 A parking ticket is a speeding ticket for going 0 mph where it's prohibited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 21, 2019 Author Share Posted February 21, 2019 Never trust someone who spells Gonorrhea correctly on the first try. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 Never trust a psychic who runs out of business cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 24, 2019 Author Share Posted February 24, 2019 Those so called speed bumps are a joke. If anything, they slow you down! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 25, 2019 Author Share Posted February 25, 2019 It’s very possible that your childhood friend (or even lifelong friend) was completely determined by a seating chart in grade school. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 26, 2019 Author Share Posted February 26, 2019 A clever person like you would never be swayed by flattery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 27, 2019 Author Share Posted February 27, 2019 BIC makes the two most stolen items on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Italian condoms are so strange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 28, 2019 Author Share Posted February 28, 2019 Let’s take a moment to appreciate all the days in between now and the last time you slammed your shin into a trailer hitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 1, 2019 Author Share Posted March 1, 2019 It’s only a gambling addiction if you keep losing, otherwise it’s a high paying hobby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 2, 2019 Author Share Posted March 2, 2019 Secretly stealing the can-opener from your friend’s doomsday bunker would be the greatest practical joke of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 3, 2019 Author Share Posted March 3, 2019 Most of us have, as children, visited a relative’s house and still have no idea to this day who that relative is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 4, 2019 Author Share Posted March 4, 2019 Many more kids would be interested in “Math” if it was re-branded as, “Puzzles your parents probably can’t do” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted March 5, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted March 5, 2019 Before you publicly claim your millions from a lottery win, ask your friends and family if you can borrow $20. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 6, 2019 Author Share Posted March 6, 2019 Australia is just Alcatraz that worked out better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 7, 2019 Author Share Posted March 7, 2019 It’s been Chevy Truck Month for the past 7 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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