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Efficiency is just optimized laziness.

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The biggest flaw in human evolution is that we find unhealthy food tastier.

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This “spring the clocks forward one hour” thing would be so much more popular if it was done at 4 p.m. on a Friday.

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Dear Monday,

Just hand over Friday peacefully and no one gets hurt.

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More people would probably wear seat belts if the sound your car makes when you’re not wearing one muted your music.

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At some point ‘peekaboo’ was the funniest thing we've ever heard.

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People who are poor spellers most likely have more secure passwords in comparison to the general populace.

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All women are bi. It's your job to figure out if it's 'sexual' or 'polar'.

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The easiest way to burn 1000 calories is to leave the cookies in the oven.

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Make sure that your phone is 100% hung up before yelling expletives at the person you just hung up on.

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Procrastination teaches you to finish a 8 hour job in 30 minutes and also to finish a 30 minute job in 8 hours.

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Kids wanna be teens, adults wanna be teens again. Everybody wants to be a teen, except teens.

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You are not a bad example if you can be used as a bad example.

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Growing up, we were led to believe that cats and dogs are mortal enemies, when really the rivalry is just between cat people and dog people.

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I know right from wrong (wrong is the fun one).

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I told my doctor he needed to give me something to help with my fear of palindromes.

He gave me xanax  groan-h.gif

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Eating a calzone is just a more socially acceptable way to eat an entire pizza by yourself.

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l created a new word: Plagiarism

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l created a new word: Plagiarism

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18 hours ago, The Mage said:

l created a new word: Plagiarism

I see what you did there.:-*

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People complain about paying $150 for a tire that carries them around at 70 MPH, but no problem paying $200 for shoes that carry them around at 2 MPH.

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45 minutes ago, lacanteen said:

People complain about paying $150 for a tire that carries them around at 70 MPH, but no problem paying $200 for shoes that carry them around at 2 MPH.

My philosophy: if it’s rubber, get the good stuff.

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4 hours ago, orsd said:

My philosophy: if it’s rubber, get the good stuff.

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I agree, good rubbers are important.......

 

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6 hours ago, Southeast Treats said:

I agree, good rubbers are important.......

 

I also agree with this statement.  I've been through 3 different accidents because I didn't take this advice.  These accidents have caused me emotional distress, some continuous physical pain, financial stress, and momentary battles with rage.  Perhaps, one day, my accidents will take your advice and invest in good rubber.

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