Popular Post lacanteen Posted July 7, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 7, 2019 One of the most infuriating feelings known to man is being told to do something right before you were gonna do it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 8, 2019 Author Share Posted July 8, 2019 If one human year equals multiple dog years, then dogs deserve more birthday parties per year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 9, 2019 Author Share Posted July 9, 2019 Adulthood Is when you get excited for picking out the exact correct size of Tupperware when putting away the leftovers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share Posted July 11, 2019 On a daily basis, we use what we learned in 1st grade more than what we learned in 12th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 One of the most common dashed hopes has to be driving up to an empty parking spot but finding a small car in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/11/2019 at 5:26 AM, lacanteen said: On a daily basis, we use what we learned in 1st grade more than what we learned in 12th. That's cause you couldn't cut class in the First Grade (well maybe you did but he rest of us were required to be there 😂😂😁) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 13, 2019 Author Share Posted July 13, 2019 I learned how to make change on purchases in the first grade, a skill that disappeared many generations ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 14, 2019 Author Share Posted July 14, 2019 Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 15, 2019 Author Share Posted July 15, 2019 Putting groceries in the freezer is like Tetris, but taking them out is like Jenga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 16, 2019 Author Share Posted July 16, 2019 People who like Mondays are the same ones that would ask the teacher if they forgot to assign homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 17, 2019 Author Share Posted July 17, 2019 At one point in time, being naked in public was normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 18, 2019 Author Share Posted July 18, 2019 Telepathic communication would increase road rage altercations significantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 Had my prostrate examination yesterday. It's the last time I'll ever take a nap at the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falls Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 10:42 PM, lacanteen said: Had my prostrate examination yesterday Sooo.., someone looked at you lying down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 You know you’re getting old when you start going to bed at the same hour you used to go out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 For a lot of video games there is a someone who made grunting sounds in a recording studio for a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 The next time you visit someone with an Alexa: "Alexa, set a 3AM wake up alarm with the sound of children playing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 Rain doesn’t make a sound until it hits something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 29, 2019 Author Share Posted July 29, 2019 Hard shell tacos survive the factory, delivery trucks and the store but break as soon as you put something inside them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 Losing track of your kid when shopping is pretty bad, but even worse if you’ve named your son Marco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Not my thoughts but I agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 Humans seem to be the only species with reservations about having sex in public. Every other species on earth just does it whenever the opportunity presents itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 2, 2019 Author Share Posted August 2, 2019 Please and thank you are still magic words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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