lacanteen Posted October 10, 2019 Author Share Posted October 10, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 11, 2019 Author Share Posted October 11, 2019 Never try to explain yourself to a stupid person as you will become a jackass whisperer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 13, 2019 Author Share Posted October 13, 2019 I'm going to open a club for procrastinators. Starting tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 14, 2019 Author Share Posted October 14, 2019 Waffles are just pancakes with abs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 15, 2019 Author Share Posted October 15, 2019 Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people choose to abuse the privilege. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 16, 2019 Author Share Posted October 16, 2019 Quote The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. -James Mackintosh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 17, 2019 Author Share Posted October 17, 2019 Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 18, 2019 Author Share Posted October 18, 2019 Does anyone really 'jump in the shower'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 21, 2019 Author Share Posted October 21, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 22, 2019 Author Share Posted October 22, 2019 Survival tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted October 23, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2019 It's OK for you to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted October 25, 2019 Author Share Posted October 25, 2019 I hate it when you call shotgun and the cop still puts you in the back seat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 28, 2019 Author Share Posted October 28, 2019 I'm getting totally fed up with people whining about the price of things. $1.25 for a tea, $1.75 for a coffee, $2 for a slice of cake and $2.50 for car parking; anymore complaints I will honestly stop inviting my friends to my house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted October 29, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 29, 2019 Anxiety is literally conspiracy theories about yourself. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 30, 2019 Author Share Posted October 30, 2019 Remember back before the internet people thought that the cause of stupidity was the lack of information? That has been proven false. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 31, 2019 Author Share Posted October 31, 2019 Let me make sure I understand this. California wants more renewable energy used in the production of electricity, so they raise the price of gasoline to force the people to buy more electric cars, then turn the power off when the wind blows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 4 hours ago, lacanteen said: Let me make sure I understand this. California wants more renewable energy used in the production of electricity, so they raise the price of gasoline to force the people to buy more electric cars, then turn the power off when the wind blows? Pretty much this, but it’s actually worse. ”Let’s raise taxes on gas! While we’re at it, let’s require it to be more eco friendly somehow!” ”Why is gas so expensive? Must be evil capitalism.” I will say however, the folks buying electric cars are the rich yuppies in the cities and suburbs, while the folks getting fucked by fire and power outages are the ones living in the rural eastern part. So they are geting triple dicked by golpher big city policies, as a lot of the intensity of the recent fires can be attributed to golpher forest management policies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 1, 2019 Author Share Posted November 1, 2019 Guess who finally quit smoking today? Abu Bakr al-Baghadai. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 Clocks get set back this weekend. I'm setting mine for 1775 when this country had some balls and chicks didn't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 4, 2019 Author Share Posted November 4, 2019 There could be a miracle drug that cures every disease to man, that we'll never know about because it doesn't work on rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 5, 2019 Author Share Posted November 5, 2019 Kids that would not lend you a pencil in class are the ones that now won't let you merge on the interstate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 6, 2019 Author Share Posted November 6, 2019 "You're the bomb!" "No, you're the bomb!" is a compliment in the United States. It's an argument in the Middle East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted November 8, 2019 Author Share Posted November 8, 2019 You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol. (Trust me on this one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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