lacanteen Posted November 11, 2019 Author Share Posted November 11, 2019 The term "casual sex" implies the existence of ranked competitive sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 12, 2019 Author Share Posted November 12, 2019 We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and at the same rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 I'm not shouting. You're just listening loudly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 15, 2019 Author Share Posted November 15, 2019 Went to my first gender reveal party. I was the only naked person there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 On 11/15/2019 at 7:33 AM, lacanteen said: Went to my first gender reveal party. I was the only naked person there. Is that a woman or a man? *drops pants* o.0 🤔 Is that a woman or a man? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 2 hours ago, orsd said: Is that a woman or a man? *drops pants* o.0 🤔 Is that a woman or a man? Women: Well that's just adorable. Man: 😥 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share Posted November 18, 2019 I wonder whose job it is to taste test flavored condoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted November 19, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2019 Finally old enough to do what I want. Too tired to actually do any of it. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 20, 2019 Author Share Posted November 20, 2019 A woman from Italy told me that it's OK to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends. I am seeking no further nutritional opinions at the present time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 21, 2019 Author Share Posted November 21, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The pop tart is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 12 hours ago, lacanteen said: The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The pop tart is. More like a McDonald's hashbrown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 Took a quick peek in my new girlfriend's closet. Saw a police uniform, a nurse uniform, and a maid's outfit. Got to thinking that if she can't hold down a job she may not be right for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 26, 2019 Author Share Posted November 26, 2019 I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat. The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted November 29, 2019 Author Share Posted November 29, 2019 I used to wish my dogs could talk, but then, I remember all of the things they have witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 Q: What do you call a person who's happy on Monday? A: Unemployed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 Are there any medium rappers? I've only heard of 'Big' or 'Lil'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 5, 2019 Author Share Posted December 5, 2019 Now that we are less than a month away from a presidential election year, the time will come when our elected representatives will break away from working together on important national issues and turn to partisan politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 12:30 PM > Gonna save this half sandwich for later. 12:39 PM > Eats that other half sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 Don't do anything that you'd have to explain to your family doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 It’d be real cool if bags of dog food had toys the way cereal boxes do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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