lacanteen Posted December 10, 2019 Author Share Posted December 10, 2019 If someone hates you for no reason, give that #*@^#>" a good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 11, 2019 Author Share Posted December 11, 2019 Why are there no 'B' batteries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 2 hours ago, lacanteen said: Why are there no 'B' batteries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 12, 2019 Author Share Posted December 12, 2019 Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 13, 2019 Author Share Posted December 13, 2019 Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 15, 2019 Author Share Posted December 15, 2019 Why does my life feel like a test I didn't study for? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 17, 2019 Author Share Posted December 17, 2019 When French people swear, do they say "pardon my English?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 18, 2019 Author Share Posted December 18, 2019 I'm trying to get into the Christmas spirit but the bottle won't open. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 19, 2019 Author Share Posted December 19, 2019 The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 20, 2019 Author Share Posted December 20, 2019 Empty police cars along the side of the road are just scarecrows for people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 21, 2019 Author Share Posted December 21, 2019 If it's true that the average person my age has sex 18 times per year, the next 10 days are going to be interesting indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 22, 2019 Author Share Posted December 22, 2019 After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 25, 2019 Author Share Posted December 25, 2019 Remember smacking an old tube TV to get it working right? I wish that worked on some people I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, lacanteen said: Remember smacking an old tube TV to get it working right? I wish that worked on some people I know. It does, you're just not allowed to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orsd Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 6 hours ago, lacanteen said: Remember smacking an old tube TV to get it working right? I wish that worked on some people I know. If you replace the hand with a grapple on an excavator it sure as hell works on Vendo Vues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 26, 2019 Author Share Posted December 26, 2019 Without stupidity there can be no intelligence. Without ugliness there is no beauty. The world actually does need me after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 27, 2019 Author Share Posted December 27, 2019 Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 28, 2019 Author Share Posted December 28, 2019 Recently, I accidentally handed my sister super glue instead of chap-stick. She still isn't talking to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 30, 2019 Author Share Posted December 30, 2019 My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 14 hours ago, lacanteen said: My boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. That would shut someone up real quick, unless they were... you know.... stupid! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted December 31, 2019 Author Share Posted December 31, 2019 I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 1, 2020 Author Share Posted January 1, 2020 Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 2, 2020 Author Share Posted January 2, 2020 What I do when I see someone good looking is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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