lacanteen Posted January 4, 2020 Author Share Posted January 4, 2020 Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 5, 2020 Author Share Posted January 5, 2020 Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think about jogging every day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 6, 2020 Author Share Posted January 6, 2020 I saw this news article where a dwarf got robbed by a pickpocket. How could someone stoop so low? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 7, 2020 Author Share Posted January 7, 2020 Has anyone besides me noticed that ever since Trump ordered that bombing in Iraq that the calls about my vehicle's warranty have stopped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 8, 2020 Author Share Posted January 8, 2020 Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, we all know that intelligence has it's limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 10, 2020 Author Share Posted January 10, 2020 If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 12, 2020 Author Share Posted January 12, 2020 At some age, ‘sleep over’ suddenly becomes 'crash at your place’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 Humans yelling at football on TV is the same as dogs barking at other dogs on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 14, 2020 Author Share Posted January 14, 2020 You don’t need a bra in space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 15, 2020 Author Share Posted January 15, 2020 Fun fact: Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel while on his back cause once they’re on their shell a turtle can’t flip back over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 16, 2020 Author Share Posted January 16, 2020 I imagine what would happen if all the insects find out we are afraid of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 17, 2020 Author Share Posted January 17, 2020 The truest example of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time you hear ‘Pavlov’ you automatically think of a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted January 17, 2020 Share Posted January 17, 2020 5 hours ago, lacanteen said: The truest example of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time you hear ‘Pavlov’ you automatically think of a dog. And many people start salivating. (I'm not joking.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted January 18, 2020 Share Posted January 18, 2020 7 hours ago, The Mage said: And many people start salivating. (I'm not joking.) I'm not saying that I started salivating, but I'm not saying I didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 19, 2020 Author Share Posted January 19, 2020 Thousands of years from now archaeologists will be speculating on why ancient humans collected and stored canine feces in non-biodegradable bags, and what ceremonial purposes it might have served Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 20, 2020 Author Share Posted January 20, 2020 Dogs make it acceptable for adults to play like children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 21, 2020 Author Share Posted January 21, 2020 Theoretically, pizza has the potential to be the most balanced meal all in one slice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted January 21, 2020 Share Posted January 21, 2020 People keep worrying about the virgin forests. Why don't they care about the sexually active ones? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 If every adult grew to be the same height, airline seats would probably be pretty comfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 You can do almost anything in public without people thinking you’re crazy, as long as you have at least two friends with you who are laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 Rap is mostly for dudes who were ashamed to admit they were into poetry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 25, 2020 Author Share Posted January 25, 2020 You’re not actually cleaning somewhere, you’re just moving things to somewhere else that you don’t want to deal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 27, 2020 Author Share Posted January 27, 2020 If you suddenly started be able to hear people’s thoughts you would probably think you were developing schizophrenia rather than a super power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 28, 2020 Author Share Posted January 28, 2020 My bottle of kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, because mine is dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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