lacanteen Posted January 29, 2020 Author Share Posted January 29, 2020 The overuse of “literally” has figuratively made “literally” the new “figuratively”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 30, 2020 Author Share Posted January 30, 2020 Intelligence is chasing me, but I'm beating it so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 31, 2020 Author Share Posted January 31, 2020 You would think most adults know how to use toilets but service stations prove us all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 1, 2020 Author Share Posted February 1, 2020 Women’s longer average lifespan is partially cancelled out by longer wait times at public restrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 2, 2020 Author Share Posted February 2, 2020 There is a finite number of people who were born the same year as you. Every time one of them dies, you are closer to being the last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 3, 2020 Author Share Posted February 3, 2020 Someone out there holds the record for saying the word f-bomb the most times in one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 4, 2020 Author Share Posted February 4, 2020 The fact that different countries don’t use different units of time is extremely convenient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, lacanteen said: The fact that different countries don’t use different units of time is extremely convenient. It used to be that every town ran at a different time. What caused all the times to converge were a result of the trains. In order to make sure they were running on time, and everyone could make the train towns had to make sure their times were synced. Clocks were designed by people who had a base 60 counting system. This kind of makes sense since it is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, and 12. 12 was a common division, which is why we have a 12 hour day, and a 12 hour night. (Originally the hour was only a 12th of the day or night no matter how long it was.) This is also why the hour is divided into 60 minutes, and the minute is divided into 60 seconds. [End nerd mode] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 5, 2020 Author Share Posted February 5, 2020 Never buy a boat. Be best friends with the person dumb enough to own a boat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 6, 2020 Author Share Posted February 6, 2020 Technically, all socks are a foot long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 7, 2020 Author Share Posted February 7, 2020 Cut apple taste better than eating a whole apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 8, 2020 Author Share Posted February 8, 2020 If I were a plastic surgeon, I would offer to put a squeaky toy in every breast implant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 10, 2020 Author Share Posted February 10, 2020 If you’re an unsuccessful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re poor. If you’re a successful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re down-to-earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 11, 2020 Author Share Posted February 11, 2020 If you're standing at sea level, there's likely more people buried above you than below you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 12, 2020 Author Share Posted February 12, 2020 Babysitting: A job for teenagers to be adults so adults can go out and act like teenagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 13, 2020 Author Share Posted February 13, 2020 Some day you’re gonna go to bed and not wake up. Or some day you’ll wake up and not go to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 14, 2020 Author Share Posted February 14, 2020 You cannot change an opinion using logic if logic wasn’t used to form the opinion in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 15, 2020 Author Share Posted February 15, 2020 No matter how unhappy you are, someone else out there wishes they had your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 17, 2020 Author Share Posted February 17, 2020 A secret admirer is a stalker with the decency to send flowers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share Posted February 18, 2020 If you make up a random percentage on the spot, roughly 87% of people will believe you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 19, 2020 Author Share Posted February 19, 2020 Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 20, 2020 Author Share Posted February 20, 2020 It seems wrong that the word “plagiarism” is derived from another language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 21, 2020 Author Share Posted February 21, 2020 If bedbugs got named because of where they were found, I'd love to hear the story behind cockroaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 22, 2020 Author Share Posted February 22, 2020 I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 24, 2020 Author Share Posted February 24, 2020 If bomb was pronounced like tomb or womb, it would make the sound a bomb typically makes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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