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There are two types of car owners. The first is upset when it rains because the rain is getting their car dirty. The second is happy when it rains because the rain is getting their car clean.

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One of the most complex calculations the human brain has to compute is whether the person behind you is close enough to require you to hold the door for them, or far enough that you can let the door shut without looking like an azz hole

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