lacanteen Posted March 20, 2020 Author Share Posted March 20, 2020 Mother Nature has told all of us to go to our rooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 21, 2020 Author Share Posted March 21, 2020 The census could be completed in just a few hours if nobody got their $1000 check until they registered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 23, 2020 Author Share Posted March 23, 2020 Chances are, there are some really pissed off people around the world who recently finished their house arrest sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 Whole bunch of parents are finding out the teachers were right, their kids really are idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 25, 2020 Author Share Posted March 25, 2020 If you ask someone if they smoke, and they respond with “cigarettes?,” they’ve just answered two questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 26, 2020 Author Share Posted March 26, 2020 There are two types of car owners. The first is upset when it rains because the rain is getting their car dirty. The second is happy when it rains because the rain is getting their car clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AZVendor Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 This is point on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 30, 2020 Author Share Posted March 30, 2020 It’s going to seem weird singing the hand washing song at birthdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted March 31, 2020 Author Share Posted March 31, 2020 Within a month we’ll be suspicious of people with nice haircuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 1, 2020 Author Share Posted April 1, 2020 I know that I am an idiot but when I look around me I feel a lot better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 2, 2020 Author Share Posted April 2, 2020 I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes others are making. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 3, 2020 Author Share Posted April 3, 2020 As a kid your bed is in the corner of the room so you have more room for playing. As an adult your bed is in the center of the room for the exact same reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 4, 2020 Author Share Posted April 4, 2020 If you don't do stupid things when you're young, you'll have nothing to laugh about later in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 We find it adorable when dogs do human things but disturbing when humans do dog things 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 9, 2020 Author Share Posted April 9, 2020 Commas, are, reading, speed, bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 10, 2020 Author Share Posted April 10, 2020 One of the most complex calculations the human brain has to compute is whether the person behind you is close enough to require you to hold the door for them, or far enough that you can let the door shut without looking like an azz hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 12, 2020 Author Share Posted April 12, 2020 You don't decide where the furniture in your house goes, the power outlets do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 13, 2020 Author Share Posted April 13, 2020 Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 14, 2020 Author Share Posted April 14, 2020 Being part of a major historical event sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 15, 2020 Author Share Posted April 15, 2020 If you order a vanilla latte with almond milk, you’re drinking three bean soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 16, 2020 Author Share Posted April 16, 2020 If you have to wear a wristband that says it, you’re not a VIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 18, 2020 Author Share Posted April 18, 2020 If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're probably killing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 19, 2020 Author Share Posted April 19, 2020 A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted April 20, 2020 Author Share Posted April 20, 2020 The five-second-rule for any food that falls on the ground doesn't really apply when you've got two-second dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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