lacanteen Posted July 16, 2020 Author Share Posted July 16, 2020 The idea of getting a McDonald’s is way better than actually eating it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 17, 2020 Author Share Posted July 17, 2020 'Insane' is such a harsh word. I prefer 'mentally creative'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 18, 2020 Author Share Posted July 18, 2020 Ventriloquists must be fun at the dentists office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 19, 2020 Author Share Posted July 19, 2020 I had my patience tested. I'm negative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 21, 2020 Author Share Posted July 21, 2020 You aren't paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 If Donald Duck goes back in time and meets himself, would that create a Pair-O'-Ducks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 22, 2020 Author Share Posted July 22, 2020 Of all the organs that could involuntarily spasm without warning, we are extremely lucky it’s our diaphragm (Hiccups) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 23, 2020 Author Share Posted July 23, 2020 Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 24, 2020 Author Share Posted July 24, 2020 “Old McDonald” gets a lot darker when you realize everything is past tense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 25, 2020 Author Share Posted July 25, 2020 Killing two birds with one stone never specified how many times you can throw the stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 27, 2020 Author Share Posted July 27, 2020 You don’t realize how much you use your thumb until you have a bandaid on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 28, 2020 Author Share Posted July 28, 2020 Chances are; The person who tells you that he'll be there in 7 minutes will arrive way before the one who'll be there in 5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 29, 2020 Author Share Posted July 29, 2020 If a girl lets you smell something, its usually gonna smell nice. If a boy does it, its usually gonna bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 30, 2020 Author Share Posted July 30, 2020 Sometimes you wish you had a throwaway account, for real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted July 31, 2020 Author Share Posted July 31, 2020 We'll throw away the leftovers from a $30 steak dinner but a $3 tube of toothpaste doesn't get chucked until every last drop of toothpaste is gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 2, 2020 Author Share Posted August 2, 2020 S’mores but with a Reese’s cup instead of a piece of chocolate. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 3, 2020 Author Share Posted August 3, 2020 More than often, the tags at the back of a tshirt are not used for the instructions or warnings they have, but for knowing which side is the front, and which one is the back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 5, 2020 Author Share Posted August 5, 2020 Today I got asked out by 4 women. I accidentally went into the ladies restroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 6, 2020 Author Share Posted August 6, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 7, 2020 Author Share Posted August 7, 2020 Experience is what you get immediately after you really needed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 9, 2020 Author Share Posted August 9, 2020 Eating cake alongside ice cream sounds fine, but eating cake and then eating ice cream an hour later seems unhealthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 10, 2020 Author Share Posted August 10, 2020 Remember back in the olden times when we would all sing and cheer as a person would blow all over a birthday cake and then we would all eat it? Crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 11, 2020 Author Share Posted August 11, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 12, 2020 Author Share Posted August 12, 2020 I wish people came with a 30 second trailer so I could see what I'm getting into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 13, 2020 Author Share Posted August 13, 2020 I meant to behave but there were too many other options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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