lacanteen Posted August 14, 2020 Author Share Posted August 14, 2020 Autocorrect causes mode problems then it solves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 17, 2020 Author Share Posted August 17, 2020 My sarcasm skills have reached a level that even I'm not sure if I'm kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 18, 2020 Author Share Posted August 18, 2020 I'm beginning to think that the phrase "hind sight is 2020" is some kind of warning from a future time traveler. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 19, 2020 Author Share Posted August 19, 2020 Korean fried chicken is still KFC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 20, 2020 Author Share Posted August 20, 2020 Losing 5 dollars isn’t such a big deal but finding 5 dollars on the street can make your whole day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 23, 2020 Author Share Posted August 23, 2020 The good news about slipping and falling on ice is that your pain starts being treated immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 24, 2020 Author Share Posted August 24, 2020 Humans are actually really inefficient, we take about 8 hours to charge for only 16 hours of use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 Letting someone hold your phone when it's unlocked is a whole different level of trust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 28, 2020 Author Share Posted August 28, 2020 Dogs prepare you for children, while cats train you for teenagers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 30, 2020 Author Share Posted August 30, 2020 If the tin man didn’t have a heart, and the scarecrow didn’t have a brain, then the cowardly lion likely had no balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted August 31, 2020 Author Share Posted August 31, 2020 Some of us have bigger parties when we die than when we are born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryChris Posted September 1, 2020 Share Posted September 1, 2020 On 8/14/2020 at 9:17 AM, lacanteen said: Autocorrect causes mode problems then it solves. I'm not sure if I "get the joke" or if it isn't supposed to be a joke and I'm just a grammar Nazi lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 2, 2020 Author Share Posted September 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 3, 2020 Author Share Posted September 3, 2020 I'm so glad I learned the definition of plethora. It means a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 4, 2020 Author Share Posted September 4, 2020 Nobody smiles harder than a foreigner who has no idea what you just said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 11, 2020 Author Share Posted September 11, 2020 Smoking will kill you, bacon will kill you, but smoking bacon cures it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 14, 2020 Author Share Posted September 14, 2020 You never notice how much your head weighs until you’re resting it on your sleeping dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share Posted September 15, 2020 There's nothing quite like an automatic door that won't open to make you question your existence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 16, 2020 Author Share Posted September 16, 2020 The Titanic traveled on water, was powered by water vapor and was sunk by frozen water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 If you really lived each day like it was your last, you'd always delete your browser history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 17, 2020 Author Share Posted September 17, 2020 My housekeeping style is best described as: "There appears to have been a struggle." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 18, 2020 Author Share Posted September 18, 2020 Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 21, 2020 Author Share Posted September 21, 2020 Not separating your laundry for long enough eventually makes it unnecessary to separate your laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 21, 2020 Author Share Posted September 21, 2020 I hate it when I see some old person, then realize that I went to high school with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 22, 2020 Author Share Posted September 22, 2020 Home is where you know exactly how far to turn the knob to get a perfect temperature shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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