lacanteen Posted September 23, 2020 Author Share Posted September 23, 2020 People often talk about leaving a better planet for our children but don't think about leaving better children for our planet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 24, 2020 Author Share Posted September 24, 2020 People who complain about COVlD mandates are the same people who don't return shopping carts to the corral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 25, 2020 Author Share Posted September 25, 2020 Waking up in the morning sometimes feels like resuming a crappy movie you decided to quit watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 28, 2020 Author Share Posted September 28, 2020 There's a perfect age to play hide and seek where you are old enough to find and appreciate good hiding spots, but young enough to still fit in most of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 29, 2020 Author Share Posted September 29, 2020 The biggest excitement killer is when you ask someone to guess something, and their guess is way bigger/cooler than what you actually wanted to tell them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 30, 2020 Author Share Posted September 30, 2020 I hear "Snap," "Crackle," and "Pop" every morning. Sadly, it comes from my knees, back, and neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 1, 2020 Author Share Posted October 1, 2020 As I watched a dog chase his tail I thought "dogs are easily amused." Then I realized that I was watching a dog chase his tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 2, 2020 Author Share Posted October 2, 2020 Someone's parents are probably using you as a bad example for her kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted October 4, 2020 Author Popular Post Share Posted October 4, 2020 Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 5, 2020 Author Share Posted October 5, 2020 The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 6, 2020 Author Share Posted October 6, 2020 In a world without friction, you can't wipe your azz. But you also don't have to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 7, 2020 Author Share Posted October 7, 2020 Gambling is usually only considered an addiction if you are bad at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 The 90s seemed SO much further from the 60s than the 2020s seem from the 90s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 12, 2020 Author Share Posted October 12, 2020 It is totally fair to fart while upwind of a cigarette smoker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 12, 2020 Author Share Posted October 12, 2020 Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 13, 2020 Author Share Posted October 13, 2020 Given you shouldn't 'keep your eggs in one basket', the scrotum seems like a real design oversight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 14, 2020 Author Share Posted October 14, 2020 The irony of the Dunning-Kruger effect is that most people have just read the Wikipedia entry about it and think they’re experts at spotting it in other people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 15, 2020 Author Share Posted October 15, 2020 Considering the amount of Magic Mushrooms Mario uses, all of his video games are most likely just really epic trips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 15, 2020 Author Share Posted October 15, 2020 My friends keep talking about what they're going to do when they retire. I'm reasonably sure I'll be working at least until lunch on the day of my funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southeast Treats Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 On 10/12/2020 at 9:07 AM, lacanteen said: Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 16, 2020 Author Share Posted October 16, 2020 I'm currently on my second guardian angel. The first one is now in therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 17, 2020 Author Share Posted October 17, 2020 Patience is not ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 18, 2020 Author Share Posted October 18, 2020 The first rule of exaggeration club is there are seriously like a billion rules for exaggeration club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 20, 2020 Author Share Posted October 20, 2020 Apparently, when someone asks who your favorite child is you're expected to name one of your own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted October 21, 2020 Author Share Posted October 21, 2020 Chefs and blues musicians are two jobs where the fatter you are the more people assume you're good at what you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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