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People often talk about leaving a better planet for our children but don't think about leaving better children for our planet.

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People who complain about COVlD mandates are the same people who don't return shopping carts to the corral.

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Waking up in the morning sometimes feels like resuming a crappy movie you decided to quit watching.

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There's a perfect age to play hide and seek where you are old enough to find and appreciate good hiding spots, but young enough to still fit in most of them.

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The biggest excitement killer is when you ask someone to guess something, and their guess is way bigger/cooler than what you actually wanted to tell them.

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I hear "Snap," "Crackle," and "Pop" every morning. Sadly, it comes from my knees, back, and neck.

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As I watched a dog chase his tail I thought "dogs are easily amused." Then I realized that I was watching a dog chase his tail.

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Someone's parents are probably using you as a bad example for her kids.

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The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.

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In a world without friction, you can't wipe your azz. But you also don't have to.

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Gambling is usually only considered an addiction if you are bad at it.

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The 90s seemed SO much further from the 60s than the 2020s seem from the 90s.

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It is totally fair to fart while upwind of a cigarette smoker.

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Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

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Given you shouldn't 'keep your eggs in one basket', the scrotum seems like a real design oversight.

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The irony of the Dunning-Kruger effect is that most people have just read the Wikipedia entry about it and think they’re experts at spotting it in other people.

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Considering the amount of Magic Mushrooms Mario uses, all of his video games are most likely just really epic trips.

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My friends keep talking about what they're going to do when they retire. I'm reasonably sure I'll be working at least until lunch on the day of my funeral.

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On 10/12/2020 at 9:07 AM, lacanteen said:

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

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I'm currently on my second guardian angel. The first one is now in therapy.

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Patience is not ability to wait, but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.

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The first rule of exaggeration club is there are seriously like a billion rules for exaggeration club.

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Apparently, when someone asks who your favorite child is you're expected to name one of your own. 

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Chefs and blues musicians are two jobs where the fatter you are the more people assume you're good at what you do.

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