lacanteen Posted January 8, 2021 Author Share Posted January 8, 2021 Somewhere, at some point, a married pair of auctioneers have had an amazing argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 9, 2021 Author Share Posted January 9, 2021 It’s an unspoken law that whenever a giant boulder is barreling towards someone in a movie, they have to run in a straight line instead of getting out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 11, 2021 Author Share Posted January 11, 2021 it is perfectly fine to eat fries with ketchup but an absolute hate crime to put ketchup on mashed potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 12, 2021 Author Share Posted January 12, 2021 Hyperlinks on most websites are blue and turn purple after you've read them. Put more simply: Blue + Read = Purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 13, 2021 Author Share Posted January 13, 2021 No one ever announces when it is in fact, their first rodeo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 15, 2021 Author Share Posted January 15, 2021 Seems awfully suspicious that melting frozen yogurt does not give you yogurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 18, 2021 Author Share Posted January 18, 2021 Starting a shift at 5:00 sucks, regardless of which 5:00 it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share Posted January 19, 2021 If you can’t drink coffee without a bunch of cream/sugar/Starbucks flavorings, maybe you don’t like coffee all that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share Posted January 20, 2021 Dating a famous singer would come with the fear that you are always 1 mistake away from becoming a billboard top 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 It’s not ALWAYS in the last place you look. Sometimes it magically appears in the first place you looked after you tell your wife, ‘nah it’s definitely not there’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mage Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Why isn't it ever in the second to last place you look? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 22, 2021 Author Share Posted January 22, 2021 The most empowering thing about living by yourself is being the unchallenged Lord of the thermostat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 25, 2021 Author Share Posted January 25, 2021 The combination to a lot of gun safes is probably #1776. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 26, 2021 Author Share Posted January 26, 2021 Snoring in ads for cold medicine is seen as negative, but snoring in ads for sleep medicine is seen as positive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 27, 2021 Author Share Posted January 27, 2021 People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the snow shovel blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was born and raised in NE Ohio) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted January 29, 2021 Author Share Posted January 29, 2021 Turning vegan becomes a lot less daunting once you realize you could just eat Oreos dipped in peanut butter all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 1, 2021 Author Share Posted February 1, 2021 Everyone has, at least once, taken a chance on a fart and lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 3, 2021 Author Share Posted February 3, 2021 A streaming service that has a "I might fall asleep soon" bookmark button would win the streaming wars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lacanteen Posted February 4, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2021 Let us have a moment of silence for those stuck in traffic on their way to a gym to ride a stationary bicycle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 5, 2021 Author Share Posted February 5, 2021 Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 8, 2021 Author Share Posted February 8, 2021 The quality of a team can be determined by whether their fanbase is excited or disappointed by a tie game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 9, 2021 Author Share Posted February 9, 2021 A round-a-bout is a great place to see if someone is following you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 10, 2021 Author Share Posted February 10, 2021 Slowly...and without anyone noticing...long skinny car antennas have quietly gone extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 11, 2021 Author Share Posted February 11, 2021 Smartphones have killed the waiting room magazine industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted February 12, 2021 Author Share Posted February 12, 2021 If you add garlic to toast it reverts back to bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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