lacanteen Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Loosen up a little. I have a little too much time on my hands today (at work). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 4, 2017 Author Share Posted September 4, 2017 One day in Vegas there was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine, and she arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, selected Diet Coke, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and put it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke and out came a Coke and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine,studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied, "Well duhhh! I'm still winning!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 4, 2017 Author Share Posted September 4, 2017 Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine? A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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orsd Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 6 hours ago, lacanteen said: Is it just me or does the old Canteen logo look more suited fora library than a vending operation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted September 5, 2017 Author Share Posted September 5, 2017 A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. 'Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted September 8, 2017 Author Share Posted September 8, 2017 Change? What change? I don't see no change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lacanteen Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 I want one of these in my office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacanteen Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 This might have been someone's last day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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