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14 hours ago, AZVendor said:

I don't think I've seen you post anything anti-Trump before.  Kudos to you.

I have always said that if he would just STFU he would get more done. 

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They're driving us mad with this Wuhan Coronavirus scare. We have become crazy.

The other day, I went to the restroom at a restaurant. I washed my hands, opened the stall door with my elbow. I raised the toilet seat with my foot and afterwards I flushed the toilet with my foot. I turned on the water faucet with a tissue and washed my hands. Then I opened the restroom door with my shoulder to leave and when I returned to my table, I realized ...

... I forgot to zip up my pants!

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