What makes 100%???????

[mission vending]

Here is a little something someone sent m e that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh out loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…… it goes like this.

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about all those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here is a little formula that might help you to answer those questions:

IF:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far golpher kissing will take you

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Asskissing that will put you over the top.

[reeftip]

L-U-C-K

12+21+3+11= 47%

Goes to show that LUCK  will only get you half way.