I Know I had a Good Day Collecting When...............

[T BIRD]

I have a thing going with my wife these days.  When I make it back home after a long day of servicing machines and collecting money, I take the canvass bag and enter the front door to my home.  At that point I walk to the area of the house where I count money etc.  I then place the bad down on the wooden floor.  I dont just place it though.  The bag hits the floor with some oomph!  Depending on how I did, the floor shakes and makes a large thud, and the china cabinet starts to rattle.  If the china really rattles, that means I did over $600-$700 for the day.  ( i just luv bulk vending brothas and sistas )

[G-man422]

Haha, thats great Johnny.  You better be careful because at the rate your going you may end up putting a hole in that floor soon 

[BluePlate]

T-

Canvass......  I guess your are being good to the enviroment.  I use plastic coin bags.  The bank complains when I put more then $500 in a bag.  "WE JUST CAN'T PICK THEM UP!".

Time to get the cash courrier to the house!

[Paraflier]

Awesome.

I would love to have a bank call me and say, "Sir...We just can't lift up your fat sacks of change. It hurts our little noodle arms and back so!"

[JPVendCo.]

"Sir...We just can't lift up your fat sacks of change. It hurts our little noodle arms and back so!"

i get this all the time!!

[The Mage]

Tell them to do some curls.

(But not in the squat rack.  Never in the squat rack.)