caserri Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I'm sure everyone is familiar with the Dos Equis commercials featuring The Most Interesting Man In The World. I thought it would be fun to start a comical thread based on that campaign. Here are a few that I came up with to get us started. Feel free to add your own... On halloween, Children appear at his door with quarters. He once placed a gumball machine in a graveyard. Then pulled $500 from it the following day. Double Bubble discontinued its pumpkin flavored gum balls because he once said he dislikes the taste of pumpkin pie. He is... The most successful vendor in the world. Sent using Tapatalk from a phone that's smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technivend Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 your weird.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted October 20, 2011 Author Share Posted October 20, 2011 your weird.... I will ignore that comment and add another ... He vends 2" capsules filled with dollar bills for 25¢, because he can. Sent using Tapatalk from a phone that's smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted October 20, 2011 Author Share Posted October 20, 2011 The gumball machine he placed at the gumball factory is his best performing location. He is... The most successful vendor in the world. Sent using Tapatalk from a phone that's smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted October 21, 2011 Author Share Posted October 21, 2011 Well you guys either think this is weird or you're not familiar with the campaign. I happen to think these commercials are some of the funniest I've seen. Here is one for those who have no clue what I'm talking about. Don't leave me hanging here guys, I know we have some comedians here who could think of some good ones. Sent using Tapatalk from a phone that's smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission vending Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 She's probably busy "nesting" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacho Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 He once placed a 9 way rack at the cemetery and collected $1000 a day. He's the most interesting vendor in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostyr Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 His gumballs are considered a National Treasure in 34 countries. His machines locate themselves. The sheer quantity of gumballs he sells could be stacked on top of each other to reach the moon...100 times. He is... The most successful vendor in the world. "I don't always chew gum, but when I do, I prefer Double Bubble." I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late. Mitch Hedberg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 FINALLY! Thanks guys, good stuff! Sent using Tapatalk from a phone that's smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snack dude Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Well you guys either think this is weird or you're not familiar with the campaign. I happen to think these commercials are some of the funniest I've seen. Here is one for those who have no clue what I'm talking about. Don't leave me hanging here guys, I know we have some comedians here who could think of some good ones. Sent using Tapatalk from a phone that's smarter than me. Steve you are demented and weird and I like that in a person. Cant stand the beer but love the commercials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogcow Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 his machines shake free snacks out of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
will.vend Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Dentist offices often call him to place a candy machine in the lobby! His cats and dogs bum quarters just to chew his gum! He's fat and bald and wanted in 3 states but people still ask for his (or someones) machines! He is... The most successful vendor in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted October 24, 2011 Author Share Posted October 24, 2011 He's fat and bald and wanted in 3 states but people still ask for his (or someones) machines! Way to tie it into current forum conversations. Nicely done sir! We have some great responses here! Thanks guys. I love reading these using the voice from the commercials in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacho Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Businesses pay him hundreds of dollars to locate his machines in their place. He is the most successful vendor in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dperry Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 People know him as TKK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caserri Posted October 26, 2011 Author Share Posted October 26, 2011 Now we're talking! Sent using Tapatalk from a phone that's smarter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacho Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 He needs only one Vendstar to live the life style of the rich and famous. He's the most successful vendor in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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